Microsoft Firefox

[Lemur]

Well, it appears that Microsoft has purchased Firefox. Tough news! From their new website:

• Security Status Bar: Enhances awareness of website security and privacy settings by displaying color-coded notifications next to the address bar. Microsoft Firefox changes the Address Bar to green for websites bearing the Microsoft Partnership Certificate, indicating the site owner has completed extensive identity and friendship verification checks. Googling Filter notifications, certificate names, and the gold padlock icon are now also adjacent to the address bar for better visibility.
• Googling Filter: Proactively warns and helps protect you against potential or known fraudulent sites such as Google.com, blocks the site and shuts down your computer if necessary. The filter is updated several times per hour using the latest security information from Microsoft.
• Delete Browsing History: Allows you to clean up cached pages, passwords, form data, cookies, and history of illegal warez and propaganda sites - all from a single window.
• Address Bar Protection: Every window, whether it's a pop-up or standard window, will present an address bar to the user, helping to block malicious sites such as Yahoo.com

[caravel]

Scary though... Good job it's not true!.

[Spino]

That...

is....

NOT...

funny...

[Shadow]

Scare me for a min

[x-dANGEr]

Agfhgihagwagwgggawgawgawthrhjetj6ireaf.. WAit.. It is.. not true! Aaahh..

[Ciaran]

Brr, you gave me the creeps.

[R'as al Ghul]

System Requirements

Below are the minimum requirements your computer needs to run Microsoft Firefox. Some components may require additional system resources not outlined below.



Microsoft Firefox 2007 will run on most Operating Systems (by Microsoft).

Computer/Processor

Quadcore CPU 4.6GHz processor or higher (For the loading of Hotmail.com)

Operating Systems

Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2)
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1)
All Major Linux Distributions (As if...)

Memory

To compensate for frequent memory leaks:
Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2) - 873 MB
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition - 1680 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1) - 870 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 ia64 - 2180 MB

Drive

Microsoft HD-DVD-ROM drive (Required to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)

Display/Graphics

1080i or higher-resolution screen with any 512mb SLI Graphics card. (For High Definition GIF images)

Peripherals

Microsoft Mouse, Microsoft IntelliMouse, or any compatible Microsoft device. (Otherwise all hyperlinks will be disabled)

Software


Microsot Powerpoint 2007 (For exceptional Spyware Protection)

Credit Card

Microsoft accepts Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Delta and Discover.

Priceless!!

[Crazed Rabbit]

Don't scare people like that, dangit!
>:(
CR

[Lemur]

My personal favorite from the site:

* Note: Previous installations of browsers such as Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox, will automatically be overwritten. The removal of Microsoft Firefox from your system violates international copyright law. Therefore, you cannot legally uninstall Microsoft Firefox.

[DukeofSerbia]

I will die from laugh...

[Husar]

1. I use Opera.
2. that Microsoft bashing is well, boring
3. I hope they get sued for using some registered logo or so
4. No, I'm not a Microsoft fanboy, I'm just tired of people bashing them over and over, if you really want to make a difference, forget about your games, become a serious man and boycott them.

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

I nearly died.

Uncool, Lemur.

[Lemur]

1. I use Opera.
2. that Microsoft bashing is well, boring
3. I hope they get sued for using some registered logo or so
4. No, I'm not a Microsoft fanboy, I'm just tired of people bashing them over and over, if you really want to make a difference, forget about your games, become a serious man and boycott them.

You do realize this is a joke thread, right?

[Husar]

You do realize this is a joke thread, right?

Of course dear Lemur, sorry if I sounded too serious.
That site just looks like a lot of effort for a simple joke.

[caravel]

*Rushes in with emergency beer*

I must admit, that the M$ bashing, for the hell of it, has got rather boring. Personally I avoid their products, and have never bought an M$ product to date, but I wouldn't go and get all fanatical about it. Those sort of sites are still funny though. So long as they're not deadly serious they're ok.

[sharrukin]

Lemur... You are NOT a nice man. Jesus you scared me!

[Papewaio]

Can firefox be loaded onto a Mac OS?

[Lemur]

Can firefox be loaded onto a Mac OS?

I'm sure they're working on it (cough, cough).

Operating Systems:

Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2)
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1)

[Papewaio]

Wow who would have ever thought that Mac's are an anti-freedom loving protectionist environment that only plays well with itself unless beaten into submission like a pale zombie in armani pin stripes.