Are you a Pedophile?

[Adrian II]

^We have gone PC insane...thats what.

The government has got it into its head to try and please everybody...yea, good luck with that! As shown, you can barely move or think without it being a problem to somebody.


On a side note...is that even legal? To blatently discriminate against that man? (see, now- Im doing it! eeergh!) And pretty much accuse him of likely being a criminal without any suspiscion of said crime whatsoever?

Apart from which, that stewardess should know Boris Johnson is one of the nicest, smartest and funniest personalities in British politics. How many kids get the chance to talk to an MP for an hour or more? The silly cow should have encouraged those kids to talk to him.

I. Just. Can't. Believe. It.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Sorry to nit pick Adrian, but the point of the article was that they were his own kids. Other than that, I absolutely agree with you.

In fact, I hadn't considered that aspect of it at all-I mean, Boris is pretty distinctive, isn't he? If the stewardess isn't able to recognise such a major public figure, then it's hardly suprising that she's stupid enough to toe the BA line.

[Adrian II]

Sorry to nit pick Adrian, but the point of the article was that they were his own kids.

No, the point was that the stewardess didn't know they were his kids.

Part of the explanation for this nonsense must be the prevalent neo-lioberalism. An ideology that tells us life is nothing more than a huge contract with an infinite amount of small print in which all of our actions have calculable financial consequences in the form of claims, rewards, fines, point deductions, profits, interests, etcetera. Letting a single man sit next to children on a plane has become a calculable risk, albeit ever so small, that should be avoided in order to prevent potential claims and damages on account of BA 'negligence'.

Life has become an exercise in cost/benefit calculus.

[Vladimir]

"Even as I write, I can imagine the lip-pursing of some of my lovely high-minded readers. How would you like it, they will say, if some weird chap was plonked next to your kids? And they are right that I would worry about some strange adult sitting next to my children, chiefly because I wouldn't want the poor fellow to come to any harm."



Now that's a real father!

Wait:

"I blame the media, I blame the judges, I blame the lobby groups, and in particular I blame the cowardly capitalist airline companies that give in to this sort of loony hysteria..."

Doesn't the British Government still subsidize the airlines?

[BDC]

I can see why BA do it though. I can see the Daily Mail headline...

"PEDO ABUSES CHILDREN ON FLIGHT AS BA DO NOTHING

Join our campaign to charge BA cheifs with neligience/treason/paedophilia!"

[Andres]

Hm, let's see: I'm male. I'm 28.

Ok, from now on I won't post anymore in threads started by members younger than 16.

On second thoughts, I won't post anymore in a thread were a minor has already posted.

Maybe I shouldn't post at all at the Org, since this is a game forum and there might be minors in here...



Common sense. Does it still exist? Maybe they should make laws against the use and abuse of the term "common sense" because obviously the term is often used by possible pedophiles, because they use it to obtain a situation where they can do, well you all know what they do...

[macsen rufus]

No....


but I am not going to complain if all the crying, screaming, vomiting, fidgeting, pestering, needing the toilet every five minutes etc goes on at the far end of the plane

[Mithrandir]

Hm, let's see: I'm male. I'm 28.

Ok, from now on I won't post anymore in threads started by members younger than 16.

On second thoughts, I won't post anymore in a thread were a minor has already posted.

Maybe I shouldn't post at all at the Org, since this is a game forum and there might be minors in here...

You promise ?

[Scurvy]

Apart from which, that stewardess should know Boris Johnson is one of the nicest, smartest and funniest personalities in British politics. How many kids get the chance to talk to an MP for an hour or more? The silly cow should have encouraged those kids to talk to him.

Boris is probably my favourite politician, despite the fact that i disagree with a lot of what he says, that tells you what a nice character he comes over as being.

The "silly cow" comment is really unfair though, its not her fault, its BA policy.

It seems ludicrous but this is what PCness has lead to, however i would defend BA on two points, firstly, if anything did happen on a flight, and BA didn't have safety precautions, then they would be heavily critisized, and secondly, (as Boris comments but doesnt really adress) its fairly hypocritical to complain when its you, but if a man sat next to your kids, you might get slightly suspicious (if not you, then other people certainly would)

BA has always been okay for me, the food is edible, the seets sittable, and the magazines readable, i even got to sleep on a flight once

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

The next time I want to avoid having to sit near children on a flight I'm going to not shower for a couple of days before hand, wear a trench coat and read a baby magazine.

[Lemur]

Based on the thread title I was really hoping for a quiz ...

[Don Corleone]

I'm with Ser C on this one. I remember one flight to Japan I took where I was in the middle seat in coach (we were in cost-restrictions). An Indonesian gentleman (friendly, but oblivious) was on the aisle side, and his hyperactive 6 year old was in the window seat. I had a sprained ankle, so I was begging the guy to sit next to his son. I even offered him 1K yen ($10) to switch. Wouldn't do it. Next time, I'll just start stroking the kid's hair and blow into his ear once or twice. That should get me moved all the way up to first class.... and bonus, free restraints!

[Vladimir]

I'm with Ser C on this one. I remember one flight to Japan I took where I was in the middle seat in coach (we were in cost-restrictions). An Indonesian gentleman (friendly, but oblivious) was on the aisle side, and his hyperactive 6 year old was in the window seat. I had a sprained ankle, so I was begging the guy to sit next to his son. I even offered him 1K yen ($10) to switch. Wouldn't do it. Next time, I'll just start stroking the kid's hair and blow into his ear once or twice. That should get me moved all the way up to first class.... and bonus, free restraints!

Yea but that will only work on the return flight. You'd still be stuck with the kid on the way there.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I'm with Ser C on this one. I remember one flight to Japan I took where I was in the middle seat in coach (we were in cost-restrictions). An Indonesian gentleman (friendly, but oblivious) was on the aisle side, and his hyperactive 6 year old was in the window seat. I had a sprained ankle, so I was begging the guy to sit next to his son. I even offered him 1K yen ($10) to switch. Wouldn't do it. Next time, I'll just start stroking the kid's hair and blow into his ear once or twice. That should get me moved all the way up to first class.... and bonus, free restraints!

He wouldn't sit next to his own son? What a git.

[caravel]

Not that surprising really. This is the lunatic asylum of a country in which we live. If they wanted to make flights safer they could stop serving alcohol and breathalise passengers before boarding. The biggest problems are always caused by drunken louts harassing, and sometimes assaulting, stewardesses and other passengers. As usual the priorities are all wrong.

[Lorenzo_H]

I'm with Ser C on this one. I remember one flight to Japan I took where I was in the middle seat in coach (we were in cost-restrictions). An Indonesian gentleman (friendly, but oblivious) was on the aisle side, and his hyperactive 6 year old was in the window seat. I had a sprained ankle, so I was begging the guy to sit next to his son. I even offered him 1K yen ($10) to switch. Wouldn't do it. Next time, I'll just start stroking the kid's hair and blow into his ear once or twice. That should get me moved all the way up to first class.... and bonus, free restraints!

that made me laugh.

[Ser Clegane]

I'm with Ser C on this one. I remember one flight to Japan I took where I was in the middle seat in coach (we were in cost-restrictions). An Indonesian gentleman (friendly, but oblivious) was on the aisle side, and his hyperactive 6 year old was in the window seat. I had a sprained ankle, so I was begging the guy to sit next to his son. I even offered him 1K yen ($10) to switch.

Now, that almost reads like a deja-vu for me.
When flying to the US one time (vacation trip with my wife) there was a 8-10 year old boy sitting next to me. His mother was sitting to rows in front of us together with her very well-behaving daughter and did not really care to switch places with my wife and me.
Of course a 10-hour flight is quite boring for a little boy so he continuously played with some noisy hand-held videogame (which did not have any earphones - this was 10 years ago), he also spilled a soft drink on my trousers and made a mess with his lunch (spaghetti with tomato sauce - what on earth were they thinking serving this as the meal for kids???).

I guess the mother was really glad that she got rid of him for 10 hours