The Kitchen and Cookery Thread!

[Adrian II]

If we don't let the women in the kitchen who is going to do the dishes?

(Oh, that's right... me. I do the dishes at home. )

So do I, half the time. But they can. I mean, sure, women can do the dishes, too.




If supervised.




At gunpoint.

[Andres]

At gunpoint.

Might I add ?

*** Miss TheCunning comes in and yells: "Andres, what are you doing behind that PC, you useless lazy husband. Go do something useful! Do the dishes Now! I can't help you, because I have to watch "Beauty and the Nerd" ***
Stupid real life thing...

[MSB]

My wife cooks most things better than me so I just leave her too it. However she does make me dish it up. She also makes me buy the food too!

[Shahed]

Gamer's Chicken Curry

A
-2 Chicken legs+thighs with bone, skinned and split at joint
-2 Onions chopped or quartered
-2 tomatoes chopped or quartered
-1 bell pepper chopped or quartered
-2 teaspoon Garam Masala
-1 teaspoon tumeric
-1 teaspoon red chilli powder
-4 tablespoons butter, olive oil, or any other form of fat.

B
-1 cup Basmati rice
-2 cups water

1. Add everything in A simultaneously to a casserole.
2. Add enough water to allow it to simmer gently for an hour. Maybe 1 liter.
3. Turn on the heat to maximum and bring to a rolling boil.
4. Turn heat down and let simer for 90 minutes, mix with large spoon, checking every 25 minutes to make sure nothing sticks.

5. Go play games.

6. 30 minutes before eating, mix everything in B in a deep pan. Bring to the boil, turn heat down to minimum and let simmer for 20-30 minutes.
7. Go back to the games.

8. Get a glass of rosé from the fridge.
9. Serves 1 happy gamer, in front of PC.

[Andres]

This is an old one, sent to me by a friend a while ago:

Whiskey Fruit Cake:


Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup of sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskey

Preparation:

Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
Take a large bowl.
Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still OK.
Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.
Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something, Who cares.
Check the whiskey.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something.
Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out of the window.
Check the whiskey again.
Go to bed.
Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?

[MSB]

Nice one!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Pita bread+chedder cheese. Put under broiler for a few minutes until cheese is melted. Spread mayonnaise on it and put a bunch of brussel sprouts on too. Delicious.