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    Default Re: When is Sex With a Dead Deer *Not* Sex With a Dead Deer?

    Hmm, does anyone really think that locking this guy up is the best way of dealing with this? I can't see spending two years in prison doing him too much good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    Hmm, does anyone really think that locking this guy up is the best way of dealing with this? I can't see spending two years in prison doing him too much good.
    Not many dead deers in a prison shower though.

    Brilliant story. I bet the lawyer was very proud when he thought that one up.

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    It's a good point though, the dead don't suffer as the living.
    Abandon all hope.

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    Making love to venison is fine... you had me worried there for a moment!!
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    for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it.

    words fail me...

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    I don't know what to say..


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    Default Re: When is Sex With a Dead Deer *Not* Sex With a Dead Deer?

    I heard people having Sex with Horses and Chickens but..... This takes the cake.... LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ser Clegane

    words fail me...
    The only word I need is 'A-hahahaha'.

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