HomopyronecrobeastialityNecrobestiality?
Re: When is Sex With a Dead Deer *Not* Sex With a Dead Deer?
HomopyronecrobeastialityNecrobestiality?
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Sometimes I crash in the weeds
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Re: When is Sex With a Dead Deer *Not* Sex With a Dead Deer?
...resulting in spontaneous human combustion.Originally Posted by JimBob
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Re: When is Sex With a Dead Deer *Not* Sex With a Dead Deer?
Your title is unfair Lemur...
The man is arguing that his sodomizing of a deer carcass is not the same thing as sodomizing a living deer.
The title implies some incoherent deceit on part of the guilty party and his counsel. There is no incoherent deceit however...
The title "Is having sex with a dead deer significantly different from having sex with a live deer?" would be more apt...
Re: When is Sex With a Dead Deer *Not* Sex With a Dead Deer?
But what about the emotions of the carcass? Will it need intensive therapy? Who will pay for all that? And it's parents? How do they feel? And the owner? They must be in shock after they heard about what happened to their beloved deer? And the children! Think about the children!
On a side note: Will they still serve meat to adult male passengers on airplanes? I mean, chances are big there's a homopyronecrobeastialist on the plane! Imagine someone abusing his hot piece of chicken while sitting next to the children! The children !
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Re: When is Sex With a Dead Deer *Not* Sex With a Dead Deer?
Re: When is Sex With a Dead Deer *Not* Sex With a Dead Deer?
I don't know if it is bestiality or if it should be prosecuted under the law according to that statute. if it is, i use lamb skin condoms, so technically i am committing 3-way bestiality every time i have sex with my girlfriend.
we are no longer allowed to prosecute people for consentual hetero/homosexual sexual acts or masturbation, so as long as there is no non-consentual physical harm to a living thing, i think the law in that regard falls flat. our sexual license tends to trump to will of the society that we live in, so i do not think that an arbitrary ruling attacking one form of anti-social, depraved behavior should succeed if it ignores others for political reasons. they might be able to get him on other grounds such as health code violations or expositionism.
just some thoughts.
Last edited by ICantSpellDawg; 11-17-2006 at 17:41.
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Re: When is Sex With a Dead Deer *Not* Sex With a Dead Deer?
Is the judge going to order him to undergo cold turkey treatment?
Re: When is Sex With a Dead Deer *Not* Sex With a Dead Deer?
Whatever the outcome, it behoofs him to seek professional help.
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Re: When is Sex With a Dead Deer *Not* Sex With a Dead Deer?
I've herd that's a good ideer.
Re: When is Sex With a Dead Deer *Not* Sex With a Dead Deer?
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