When is Sex With a Dead Deer *Not* Sex With a Dead Deer?

[KrooK]

Hmm interesting leading case.
In Poland;
1) Dead animal is not animal anymore. Sex with meat (cause dead deer is mostly meat) is like sex with doll - allowed but persersing.
2) Sex with body is being punished too - but In my opinion rather with human body than with animal body.

I think in Poland this defense tactic would work, but I think that he could be sentenced for some minor crimes.

[Reenk Roink]

Your title is unfair Lemur...

The man is arguing that his sodomizing of a deer carcass is not the same thing as sodomizing a living deer.

The title implies some incoherent deceit on part of the guilty party and his counsel. There is no incoherent deceit however...

The title "Is having sex with a dead deer significantly different from having sex with a live deer?" would be more apt...

[Adrian II]

(..) a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it.

[Xiahou]

Ah yes, the "roast turkey" defense. That should get alot of sympathy from the jury.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Assuming that there are laws against necrophilia that included animal corpses, it would be stupid to have it overlapping w/ beasiality. That would be charging him twice for the same crime, as opposed to giving a more severe punishment for sex with a deer corpse. If he did get convicted, the implications would result in moronic interpretations of existing laws, like animal abuse. So, if he was only charged w/ beastiality, then they messed up and don't have a chance to convict for something that was illegal and that he did do.

I think he was going to get a larger sentence for the bestiality because it was his 2nd offense...poor Bambrick lol

[Major Robert Dump]

Okay so the story doesn't say whether the dead deer he humped was a male or a female. If it was a female I don't see what the poblem is, at least he's not a gay freak!!!11

[Banquo's Ghost]

Ah yes, the "roast turkey" defense. That should get alot of sympathy from the jury.

Especially now we're near Thanksgiving.

Anyone know what Leviticus says on this one?

[Samurai Waki]

While I'll say that this is *SICK* in a most profound way. He's more of a sex driven vulture, he had sex with carrion... it would be like sticking your wang into a T-Bone for pleasure. Although, obviously someone caught him in the act, and so he should be charged for public exposure.

[KrooK]

Ahh I would forget?
Was that deer adult or not :)

[yesdachi]

Ah yes, the "roast turkey" defense. That should get alot of sympathy from the jury.

Who doesn’t “love” turkey?

[Kralizec]

I'm suddenly reminded of something Fragony said, in a thread about a guy who molested a pitbull.

I wonder if we'll be seeing him around anytime soon.

[Reverend Joe]

I really wish that this thread wasn't so damn funny.

As to the "how' questions, I would say that the deer was most likely at a stage of decomposition where its meat was soft enough to

Okay, I need to stop. Point is, it is doubtful that he would have cared what sex the Deer was; he would have concentrated more on the condition of its thighs.

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[Adrian II]

I do admire this lawyer though...

I'd like to be there when he and the prosecution, um, lock horns.

[Andres]

But what about the emotions of the carcass? Will it need intensive therapy? Who will pay for all that? And it's parents? How do they feel? And the owner? They must be in shock after they heard about what happened to their beloved deer? And the children! Think about the children!

On a side note: Will they still serve meat to adult male passengers on airplanes? I mean, chances are big there's a homopyronecrobeastialist on the plane! Imagine someone abusing his hot piece of chicken while sitting next to the children! The children !

[Kralizec]

[ICantSpellDawg]

I don't know if it is bestiality or if it should be prosecuted under the law according to that statute. if it is, i use lamb skin condoms, so technically i am committing 3-way bestiality every time i have sex with my girlfriend.

we are no longer allowed to prosecute people for consentual hetero/homosexual sexual acts or masturbation, so as long as there is no non-consentual physical harm to a living thing, i think the law in that regard falls flat. our sexual license tends to trump to will of the society that we live in, so i do not think that an arbitrary ruling attacking one form of anti-social, depraved behavior should succeed if it ignores others for political reasons. they might be able to get him on other grounds such as health code violations or expositionism.

just some thoughts.

[Pannonian]

Is the judge going to order him to undergo cold turkey treatment?

[Adrian II]

Is the judge going to order him to undergo cold turkey treatment?

Whatever the outcome, it behoofs him to seek professional help.

[Lemur]

I've herd that's a good ideer.

[Scurvy]

I've herd that's a good ideer.

[yesdachi]

I doen’t think I will be trying it.

[Dutch_guy]

I've herd that's a good ideer.

[Xiahou]

Who doesn’t “love” turkey?

Exactly! If his lawyer can convincingly argue that convicting the defendant would lead to the loss of our right to make sweet love to roast turkey- no jury in the world would convict him.

[yesdachi]

Exactly! If his lawyer can convincingly argue that convicting the defendant would lead to the loss of our right to make sweet love to roast turkey- no jury in the world would convict him.

Gives a new perspective to the product, Stovetop turkey stuffing.

[KrooK]

Ahh it mention me Scary Movie 2 and that guys with chicken :)

[Adrian II]

Ahh it mention me Scary Movie 2 and that guys with chicken :)

Eh?

[Fragony]

Dead deers don't say no, some people.....

[doc_bean]

On a side note: one of our most famous writers confessed that he once 'had sex' with a steak. Would that count as bestiality too ?

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His father was a butcher and after use he cleaned of the steak and let it be sold. I think that's slightly more immoral...

[Fragony]

On a side note: one of our most famous writers confessed that he once 'had sex' with a steak. Would that count as bestiality too ?

That would count as mushroom-sause I think....

Who was it by the way?

[doc_bean]

That would count as mushroom-sause I think....

Who was it by the way?

Tom Lanoye, iirc he wrote it in one of his books and later stated that it was a true story.