Funny and Bizarre Retinues and stuff... (Screen Shots)

[Bob the Insane]

I saw the following two pop up in my campaign and was like ROFL...

Foreign Fruitcake...



Chastity Belt (especially like the movement reduction)...



Someone at CA Australia was having entirely too much fun...


Anyone else got some other funny ones??

[Hamelus]

The last pic made me laugh my ass off.

[osb0t]

I had a pope in my current Danish game that was...

Secretly Female.

[Mailman653]

I had a pope in my current Danish game that was...

Secretly Female.

Lol thats not too far off from fact. I've heard stories that there was in fact a female pope that passed off as a man but was later discovered, I forget what was her name.

[Antagonist]

I had a pope in my current Danish game that was...

Secretly Female.

I had one of those two. I must say that "he" looked remarkably unfeminine in portrait though.

Antagonist

[hoetje]

Lol thats not too far off from fact. I've heard stories that there was in fact a female pope that passed off as a man but was later discovered, I forget what was her name.

Indeed....from that moment,when a pope was elected,a cardinal had to 'check' (if you know what I mean) whether the pope was indeed male...

[cfc_kev]

I had a princess with a "Yappy Little Dog" in her retinue. It said something like "how could anybody find this creature charming?" naturally it came with a -1 Charm

[Darius]

Anyone else find it odd to see an Imam with a Christian monastic monk in his retinue or an Islamic General with a very clearly European "Chivalrous Knight" I think it was called?

[ZombieFriedNuts]

Lol thats not too far off from fact. I've heard stories that there was in fact a female pope that passed off as a man but was later discovered, I forget what was her name.

I do believe they are making a film about it.

Its unfair why do I never get funny retinues

[knoddy]

i got a cardinal with marco polo, +15 % movement speed bonous and + to trade income.....