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    Default Re: Sausage renamed because it contains no dragon

    Quote Originally Posted by ajaxfetish
    Hey, if I'm sold something called a Welsh Dragon, it better dang well have genuine dragon meat in it. Just like my hot dogs better be made with real dog meat.

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    How about baby-oil ?

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    Default Re: Sausage renamed because it contains no dragon

    Quote Originally Posted by Mithrandir
    How about baby-oil ?

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    Don't tell me that's misleading advertising too! All these perverted kicks for nothing?
    :creepy:

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    Default Re: Sausage renamed because it contains no dragon

    The sausages leak?

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    Default Re: Sausage renamed because it contains no dragon

    Quote Originally Posted by Mithrandir
    How about baby-oil ?

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    Or Camel cigarettes?
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    Default Re: Sausage renamed because it contains no dragon

    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II
    Or Camel cigarettes?
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    Default Re: Sausage renamed because it contains no dragon

    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II
    Or Camel cigarettes?
    The smoke causes fear to horses...
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