As long as we're fixating on political idiots, left and right, here's a doozy from Bill O'Reilly today: iPods are endangering America.

I don’t own an iPod. I would never wear an iPod… If this is your primary focus in life - the machines… it’s going to have a staggeringly negative effect, all of this, for America… did you ever talk to these computer geeks? I mean, can you carry on a conversation with them? …I really fear for the United States because, believe me, the jihadists? They’re not playing the video games. They’re killing real people over there.

There you have it, kids. America will crumble and fall because of video games and iPods. Hey! You kids! Get off my lawn!