The United States Alien exchange program

[Banquo's Ghost]

...he admits to having dated a woman he believed to be an extraterrestrial...

There are days when I think my wife is from a different planet too.



EDIT: Further to the follow-up post, what happens if the Rapture coincides with the MASSIVE SPACE INVASION?

[Redleg]

Probably something along the lines of the information from this website

http://www.thothweb.com/article4150.html

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

A Natural or Man made Cataclysm?

Whilst we can demonstrate repeatedly that previously unknown ancient cities – and therefore civilizations, have existed in the past, that fact alone doesn’t prove that advanced technology existed alongside them or give any indication of what might have caused the cataclysmic event that led to their disappearance. It simply proves that our knowledge of ancient history is far less complete than the history books have led us to believe. When we start to search for answers to the anomalies we know exist we might arrive at a very different world view and a substantially revised timeline for that history

Accounts of flight and nuclear warfare both are commonplace in history. Across the globe from India, Africa and the Americas there are pointers that indicate that ancient people may have been familiar with not just the concept of flight, but the experience of flight. Ancient texts such as the Ramayana and the Drona Parva tell of flying machines, called Vimanas, which were powered by mercury and enabled people to cover great distances quickly. In both Egypt and central America model aircraft made from materials such as wood and gold have been discovered by baffled archaeologists.

Vedic Literature is often thought of as being more mythical than factual by Western Scholars, although authors such as Helena Petrovna Blavatsky have done much to promote the ancient wisdom and historical content of Vedic texts in the last 100 years or so. All too often, despite these efforts, accounts like the story of the city of Dwaraka are relegated to the status of myth and legend or even wishful thinking on the part of the authors. There will always be those that support this dogma until indisputable proof to the contrary is unearthed. The textural accounts of a nuclear war in India are certainly worthy of consideration as there is much evidence to support the theory that there have been catastrophic nuclear wars in the earth’s history.

Ah the really wierd stories one hears on AM radio in the AM.

[Csargo]

The first one I could believe but the second that's just screwed up.

[Kralizec]

The first one I could believe

You can't be serious

[Redleg]

Well its time for bed, hopefully the space invasion won't happen tonight. Tomorrow - I will be linking Space abductions.


Oh wait - I couldn't resist


http://www.abduct.com/


http://www.abduct.com/worley/worley37.php

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

1. First we have the beings we term the Grays, the Blonds or Nordics, the Reptilians, Insectoids, Human-like Halflings, Robed Hooded ones, Hybrids and others. These are associated with UFOs and underground and experienced in an altered state condition.

There are other forms of alien intrusion that are sensed and seen by an abductee. These exist in our normal Earth environment but of course are usually invisible to a normal citizen. Bigfoot or a Para-ape as I call them is one of them. They are part of the alien menagerie and sometimes return to frighten the abductee.

There are also the MIB (Men In Black), which is an incorrect terminology for these spectres are not flesh and blood. There may be a few government men around dressed in black suits but these are not what we are talking about. Recently I had abductees in Oregon, Georgia, and Michigan all describing strange acting figures dressed in black suits. The actions and descriptions were identical and one person didn't know what the other had described. Often a large black auto will be associated with them. These have dark windows and sometimes a fog will be around the lower part of the car even as it moves.

There are also normal looking humans who are apparently linked to the aliens. Only their strange powers, if used, will give them away. Or perhaps a look at their genes would. One wonders just how many of these covert Halflings are in our midst. Knowing the brilliance and cunning of the aliens they could be sitting in positions of power controlling the destiny of we unsuspecting earthlings.

In a recent case the handsome looking gentleman knew far too much. He could read minds. He, his mother and brother appeared to the abductee surrounded by a green light. Some neighbors also saw him floating over their beds at night. When the abductee later met him in the flesh she nearly flipped out. In the array of what an abductee can see we must not forget the black helicopters. More than one abductee has been pestered by these secretive aggressors of the sky. Why do they keep showing up. No one really knows. One thing we do know -- they really are not "real". Not on this physical plain at least.

[Banquo's Ghost]

In the array of what an abductee can see we must not forget the black helicopters.

Yay! I was waiting for a mention of black helicopters!!

[Redleg]

And then there is the help we get from time travelers....

http://www.drbrucegoldberg.com/TimeTravelers2.htm

[Banquo's Ghost]

And then there is the help we get from time travelers....

http://www.drbrucegoldberg.com/TimeTravelers2.htm

That's a real joy of a site, thanks!

You know you're dealing with bona fide wingnuts the moment you see the <blink> tag.

My favourite:

4. CHAT NOY - 50th century -Assisted in the development of time travel. His name stands for "tachyon."

Oooh, d'you see how the man from the future re-arranged the letters of his name? Spoooky.

[GoreBag]

There are days when I think my wife is from a different planet too.



EDIT: Further to the follow-up post, what happens if the Rapture coincides with the MASSIVE SPACE INVASION?

My movie script will no longer be funny.

[Banquo's Ghost]

My movie script will no longer be funny.

Now that's a movie I would pay to see.

Or did John Travolta already do something along those lines?