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    Typing from the Saddle Senior Member Doug-Thompson's Avatar
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    Default Re: I hate chariots

    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker
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    Well the name you chose *is* Whacker.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir
    Well the name you chose *is* Whacker.

    Finally!!! SOMEONE who got my real intent!

    You know I've been using this nick (and another) since the days of Action Quake 2, and with a handful of exceptions everyone kept referring to me as "yu lamr italien hitman!11"

    Back on topic.. You know what the worst part is, I didn't know how to truthfully respond to my wife's incredulous query. Any suggestions?

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    tell here you have a few cannabilistic redheads in mind and were thinking of inviting them round for menage a troi ?

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    tell her to make you a sandwich.
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    C'mon guys. GOOD suggestions. Ones that I'd survive!

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    Nice ones

    But for one terrible moment, Doug-Thompson I thought you discovered somewhere on the MTW II map some eggie chariots ...
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    Sorry for the scare, OA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker
    C'mon guys. GOOD suggestions. Ones that I'd survive!
    Sorry. I don't think anything would work at this point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug-Thompson
    Sorry. I don't think anything would work at this point.
    Probably right at this point. I'll show her the rest of the thread when she gets back from shopping with the in-laws. After almost 4 years I doubt she'd kill her pet slav... I mean loving husband, I still have SOME utility use left.

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow_Wolf33
    tell her to make you a sandwich.
    Tell her to make a sandwich out of you.
    "In war, then, let your great object be victory, not lengthy campaigns."

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