Funny chat logs thread II

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<Darth_Vader> Obi Wan never told you about your father...
*** GODZILLA is now known as Obi_Wan
<Skywalker> he left us!
<Obi_Wan> thats right i didnt
<Skywalker> what?
<Darth_Vader> you did so...play the part damnit!
<Skywalker> why?
<Obi_Wan> fine
<Darth_Vader> Its Likes line
* Obi_Wan tells Skywalker that his dead was killed by Darth
<Darth_Vader> lukes line
<Obi_Wan> sarroy
<Darth_Vader> thats better
<Obi_Wan> *sorry
<Skywalker> err..
<Skywalker> why?
<Obi_Wan> am i dead yet?
<Elvis> Godzilla 1984 was decent movie
* Darth_Vader swings lightsaber and kills Obi_Wan
<Darth_Vader> now you are
<Skywalker> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* Obi_Wan tells Luke to run
<Obi_Wan> run Luke!!!
<Skywalker> I will not run
<Elvis> So was the first Godzilla
* Obi_Wan slaps Luke
* Darth_Vader turns to face Luke
<Obi_Wan> i said run
* Skywalker runs
<Elvis> No one likes Godzilla it would seem
<Darth_Vader> Thanks alot Obi_Wan
<Obi_Wan> aha.
<Darth_Vader> I wanted to spend some quality time with my son...
<Skywalker> what?
* Obi_Wan goes and binges with Yoda
<Skywalker> I am not your son
<Darth_Vader> ...Damn it...
<Obi_Wan> you told him?
<Obi_Wan> you just ruined it
<Skywalker> who?I?
<Obi_Wan> i tried to keep it a secret
<Obi_Wan> but noooooo

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