The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]

[Seyfullah]

In all fairness I didnt even expect her to become a cardinal....

I had a female "Pope" too, in my French campaign. I had seen a female priest in other campaigns but never thought one could be the "Pope." She was younger than 40 if I remember correctly and liked the French so she stuck around for a bit. Usually I forced Pope's into 'retirement' around age 60, if you know what I mean.

[Jasper The Builder]

The Pope makes a curious declaration:

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Thats so Anti-Catholic

I dont come to this forum to be discriminated against

































































FGAU

N.S

[Rhyfelwyr]

RobN, you are really stealing the show here.

I've had a few female Popes too. The traits surprisingly common, though its strange when these female preachers gate traits such as "Nun" (-purity so we can guess what that means) and "Choir Boy" (one I must keep close at hand).

[phonicsmonkey]

"Where to now mighty Sultan?"

"Well, now we have escaped onto the ship, all we have to do is sail all the way to.......oh b*gger."

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[Abokasee]

"Where to now mighty Sultan?"

"Well, now we have escaped onto the ship, all we have to do is sail all the way to.......oh b*gger."

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hope we dont get incident like that in ETW...

just leave them, that leader will die eventually, or just make a small fort by it, and when he gets off ATTACK

[Guru]

just leave them, that leader will die eventually, or just make a small fort by it, and when he gets off ATTACK

Or hire a mercenary ship or two and see if the Sultan can swim!

[JoeDreck]

sorry, i don't know what happens.

i try it agian!!!

[TheLastPrivate]

This is a series from a fortress at Rhodes. Busted the first gate and just clicked on the second one.

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All right men, the general says the next gate is undefended, all we have to do is roll right up to it and smash it down. Nobody is even going to shoot at us, you've got yer Sarge's word on it.

Now, where is that bloody gatehouse?

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Whose idea was it to stop and ask directions? This is an assault you fools! Push on!

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Getting tight in here, watch yer toes and fingers.

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Faster men, the general's waiting!

But Sarge, uphill? Through a wooden house? This is crazy!

Shaddup and PUSH!

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I swear it's around here somewhere!

Maybe we should go back and ask for directions again Sarge?

Just keep pushing you idiot, we're almost there.

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See boys? I got ya here in the end. Now... how do we turn this thing?

Oh my god, that killed me. seriously. my stomach hurts so bad...

[Viking]

Here be the pictures from my Apothecary thread:

My mostly German, but also slightly Milanese, ghost army, got stealth abilities:

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An intimidating sight indeed when this army comes to get you

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The ghosts in fight:

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Read the apothecary thread if you want to know how it got like that; not that I am quit sure myself how this happened.

[manwithplanx]

I hit the screenshot button, but can't find where it saved to (or I had to paste it into something and I am just dumb) but I had a heretic spawn in the middle of Europe with the name of Spartacus.

[Monsieur Alphonse]

I hit the screenshot button, but can't find where it saved to (or I had to paste it into something and I am just dumb) but I had a heretic spawn in the middle of Europe with the name of Spartacus.

It is in the TGA folder. You have to use a program to convert it in a JPG.

Spartacus LOL

[manwithplanx]

I am Spartacus

[Galain_Ironhide]

I noticed this thread was slipping into the forgotten realms.

So I dusted it off and bought it back to the front. There are way too many great screenshots in this thread to let them become forgotten.

Heres a couple of my additions.....

The smoking Mongol -

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[IMG][/IMG]

The Byzantine purple carpet -

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[IMG][/IMG]

Sharing map information by force -

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Come on people, there have got to be more great shots out there that are just waiting to be posted. Share the Love!

ps. moderators, I think this thread should be stickied. Or if not create a new one that can be.

[Ramses II CP]

I wonder if anyone else has ever seen this particular warning against defeat in an actual game:

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Who knew the rebels had a victory condition? If I can give them a victory I'll be sure to post that as well.

[Philbert]

Ramses, are you following the Pizza plan?

[Ramses II CP]

How could you tell?

I'm even doing an AAR, I just haven't added it to my sig yet.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=97845

[Viking]

Doesn't look like the Papacy is able to win.

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The Aztecs are so 1337.

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Last Aztecs standing (on the whole campaign map, actually).

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You have a propsition for our people?

Yes sir, just 'cos it's you.

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[Jasper The Builder]

Can anyone help me?

I didnt want to start a new thread so I'll ask here, How do i save my Screenshots without doing the "print screen" thing?

[Monsieur Alphonse]

Can anyone help me?

I didnt want to start a new thread so I'll ask here, How do i save my Screenshots without doing the "print screen" thing?

1. press Print screen while gaming and butchering enemies
2. do nothing while gaming and butchering enemies.
3. When done playing and butchering quit game.
4. open a program that can read TGA files (irfanview, faststone image viewer, ACDsee etc.)
5. go to data folder and open TGA folder.
6. voilà!! lots of dead enemies or what ever you wanted to show the world.

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[Musket]

hahahaha, the cannon one is a classic one :D

[Tran]

Can anyone help me?

I didnt want to start a new thread so I'll ask here, How do i save my Screenshots without doing the "print screen" thing?

Use FRAPS

You only need to press F10 and the in-game screenshot will be automatically saved to the assigned folder (default is C:\Fraps)

[Ramses II CP]

So if you had to pick one faction from vanilla MTWII that you thought had no chance of taking over the world, which one would it be?

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[Galain_Ironhide]

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So if you had to pick one faction from vanilla MTWII that you thought had no chance of taking over the world, which one would it be?

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ROFL Well DONE!!

[Jasper The Builder]

1. press Print screen while gaming and butchering enemies
2. do nothing while gaming and butchering enemies.
3. When done playing and butchering quit game.
4. open a program that can read TGA files (irfanview, faststone image viewer, ACDsee etc.)
5. go to data folder and open TGA folder.
6. voilà!! lots of dead enemies or what ever you wanted to show the world.

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I found a hole host of them in the TGA folder, Thank You!!!!!

[RobN]

[RobN]

[Tran]

@RobN: Appearantly that's how the Milanese and Venetians entertain themselves before they went to the battlefield

[Galain_Ironhide]

This was an old one that I played around with months ago, just did nothing with it.

[RobN]

[Ramses II CP]

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(Note the timer on his shirt)

You know what Bob? I don't care if the city is about to fall, I am not going down there.

This is from the sack of Samarqand in Broken Crescent. There are about 40 elephants in the gate area. I was in a hurry to crush the Kwaz so I could take the Mongols head on. When you're in a hurry, send in the elephants!