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    Default Motivational Speaker...err, General

    Did anyone else notice this?



    I looked at all my other generals and did not see the "Poor Speaker" trait anywhere, and since it has no effect I am guessing it is a shot at a certain motivational speaker due to the similarity in names.

    I am sure some clever person could poke around and confirm if the Poor Speaker trait only applies to this name or if it is more universal...but that person is certainly not me.

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    Poor Speaker means that when he delivers pre-battle speeches they...suck.

    Trust me, listen in on a few and you will laugh.
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    Pardon my ignorance but how do I take screenshots? Had a great I wanted to grab last night. As Sicily I had a Princess who happened to be standing on source of marble, the one near Bologna, and stop my baby merhcants make on their way to Venetian textiles, which last stop before silks from Constantinople. Well I am getting to move him up to his marble and the mouseover description pops up, listing the spot as a trade good, Sicilian Princess, 27 Florins per Turn

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    "Poor Speaker means that when he delivers pre-battle speeches they...suck.

    Trust me, listen in on a few and you will laugh."

    Hmmm....perhaps I will have to get him out into to the field (he seems to be my only general that does not become wildly extravagant after a turn or two in town).

    Thanks...and perhaps I can show some patience and not touch the mouse before a battle :(.

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    Just wait, what 30 seconds?

    O and wildy Extravagent! I normally sacrifice those generals to the God of my choosing.

    Hooray for 1 man attacks against stacks :D

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    Here's a perfectly named assassin:
    Age and treachery will defeat youth and skill every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutranurse
    Just wait, what 30 seconds?

    O and wildy Extravagent! I normally sacrifice those generals to the God of my choosing.

    Hooray for 1 man attacks against stacks :D

    @Snoil The Mighty: It is PrtScrn button. They save in the TGA folder, convert them w/ Photosho[ (edit them there too) or download a TGA converter, google TGA converter.
    Thanks, I'll put her back on the trade good and give it a whirl

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    Portugal Invades the British Isles: (Yes it was the AI, I was playing as egypt and had FOW off, moving to check out the "new world" early when I knoticed that)


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    Mad cow disease is deadly but so is rotten cow disease which kills instantly.

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    [img]https://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6306/0000xa6.jpg[/img

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    He just went through :/
    (http://cs.joensuu.fi/~ppakar/seka/mtw2_005.jpg)

    Poor pope, I drove him into nearest forest.
    (http://cs.joensuu.fi/~ppakar/seka/mtw2_004.jpg)

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    JHI on the walls and even spacemarines won't get through. :D
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    The pope hates even his bestest Islamic friends, :(


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    Jesus the pope and Jesus the killer, unfortunately in my game he was only a lowly captain:

    https://img169.imageshack.us/my.php?...captainkg2.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rilder
    The pope hates even his bestest Islamic friends, :(

    Every time I see a non-combatant whose back is facing the camera, it looks like they're taking a piss
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    Default Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]

    Now that's a way to..."flush out" heresy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForlornHope
    Now that's a way to..."flush out" heresy!

    LOL, someone should make something like the the car decals with calvin pissing on something but instead have the inquisitor and him doing "Gods work" on on a Spanish settlement, and have the caption "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijo
    Every time I see a non-combatant whose back is facing the camera, it looks like they're taking a piss
    Late night, the guests are leaving the Pope's party at Vatican, pausing shortly in the bushes...



    I'm sorry, but I just couldn't help myself...(i'm a bit drunk too)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snoil The Mighty
    Thanks, I'll put her back on the trade good and give it a whirl

    Or just use PrtScrn, then alt-tab, open Paint (or a similar program), and paste the image there.

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    https://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9027/miitw4gv7.png
    Fear the army of the Devil, or face destruction! (I have gotten 666 men in my armies several times actually =P)

    https://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2543/lolix0.jpg
    I guess they hated Leonardo already back in the Medieval times

    https://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5488/lolvg1.jpg
    And I actually won that battle, but only by a swords edge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paxdax
    https://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9027/miitw4gv7.png
    Fear the army of the Devil, or face destruction! (I have gotten 666 men in my armies several times actually =P)
    tobad he isnt led by Captain Jesus, and btw your last 2 pics are the same

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    Default Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]

    https://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9027/miitw4gv7.png
    Fear the army of the Devil, or face destruction! (I have gotten 666 men in my armies several times actually =P)

    https://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2543/lolix0.jpg
    I guess they hated Leonardo already back in the Medieval times

    https://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2876/mtwii2kn5.png
    And I actually won that battle, but only by a swords edge


    Fixed, =P. Last Screenshot was wrong one.

    Can anyone tell me how to show images in post?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paxdax
    Can anyone tell me how to show images in post?
    Log in to your imageshack account, go to "My images", select "thumbnail view". Each of your uploaded images should have several strings listed near them, click in the first box under "embeddable code" (the one that starts with [IMG]) and press CTRL-C when the text is selected. Then switch to the forum reply editor and press CTRL-V where you want the image inserted.
    Last edited by Ars Moriendi; 01-07-2007 at 01:21.

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    Or just use xs.to (Much better host imho) and use the "direct link" code wrapped in [img][/img] tags.
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    FYI, tags are currently disabled for junior members while the administrator is testing some new features (more information in this thread: https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=76833).

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    More potty jokes!



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    I think a better name for the princess would be Gilette the Sensitive:-) I always knew that there are hidden ads in every game. I would not be surprised by a general named Wilkinson the Sharp. :-)
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    Unless I'm much mistaken, Julian isn't a girls name... even the Tutor (which is pointless for a Princess) refers to this character as a 'he'!



    edit: it's Tutor, not Mentor.
    Last edited by Midnight; 01-09-2007 at 10:10.

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    Delicate blade? Isn't that supposed to be an assassin item? Fine kitchen implements granting bonuses to a princess seems a bit of a stretch...

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    Helps keep the princess from being wacked. I find that is usefull since I am bordered on Milan.
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