The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]

[Uther{s}Dragons]

NEED TO MAKE MY FIRST POST

TO POST MY FIRST ULR

[Uther{s}Dragons]

STAR FORTS

ANYONE EVER MAKE A STAR FORT??
WELL I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW BUT I MADE ONE
AND THE MEASSAGE IS WIERD
CHECK IT OUT GUYS:)


https://img256.imageshack.us/img256/9990/starfort.jpg

[RobN]

[_Tristan_]

Those Turks approching surely have shaken those Christians out of their tombs...

[Ramses II CP]

Something amusing from the Brittania campaign in Kingdoms. Here we see King James of England, who was recently crowned when the original English faction was wiped out and the Baron's Alliance took over.



And here, within marching distance, we see King Leonard of England, also recently crowned King of England when the Baron's Alliance took over.



Given the nature of the Baron's Alliance historically I suppose that's not too unrealistic, but it is pretty funny. Oh, and 'King Leonard' is funny in it's own way IMHO.

Finally an irresistable shot of one of my KoJ generals giving the verbal business to an enemy in India (Spoilered because it is definitely 'not safe for work'):

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Ionut Alex]

those scots have some problems (and no i didnt give them money)

is this a mod of some sort? if so can i get a name?

sorry for the offtopic guys but in very courious

[The New Che Guevara]

Stainless Steel. Much more interesting than Vanilla... Better map, better system... i just miss the AI attacking me... I want to expand damn it.

[The New Che Guevara]

By the_new_che at 2009-04-23

The Venetians are such artists... they die for their art.

[Galain_Ironhide]

1. Sicily vs Mongols


2. Welcome to the House of Pain - Basileia ton Romaion Forever!

[Galain_Ironhide]

- Hey Jim!

-What?!

- This Catapault sure is hard to push all of a sudden. The rest of the gang's leaving us behind. Maybe I should take a look around and see what the problem with this thing is.

- Shutup and keep pushing you idiot.

[Mr Polska]

/\ = Win

[Alrik]

Perhaps not the funniest, but I was exploing with my diplomat and found this little tressure ;) I was wondering why I had seen so little of Russia... I'm playing VH/VH, but I hadn't expected this kind of resistance from the rebels :P

Love that it's that town too, just a "vad" and it makes "What do you want?" or "Why are you bothering us?" ;)

[ArcturUs]

Busy Trade lanes........

Who wouldnt love the petty farmer, if he helps so much in filling your coffers......

The Middle-East is quite a nice place for a vacation, except the fact that it becomes dangerous when the mongols or the timurs invade.....

Meanwhile, everything goes as planned in the New World. The Aztecs are really having a hard time....
More screenshots comingup....

[ArcturUs]

sorry abt that, ill reupload the images so that they are visible,

[ytghazal]

By cassu

The AI is competent in building armies in times of peace. (because those are not rag tag militia but serious men with serious weapons)

Just wondering from the look on your minimap tahts neither Medieval 2 vanillah or any of the expansions or patches. nor the Stainless Steel (from pics i ahve seen) what is it?

[eliseward]

yes i would like to know too!

[eliseward]

did you get all that money from cheats?? if not HOW DID YOU GET ALL THAT CASH!!

[eliseward]

what campaign is this??

[ArcturUs]

did you get all that money from cheats?? if not HOW DID YOU GET ALL THAT CASH!!

uhm, i dont know whom you're asking that question to, would be better if you could reply with quotes.
Well if you were asking it to me, i modified some stuff using a editor to get a nice flow of cash. You can say that as cheating as well :D
I will post more pics in some time soon

[ArcturUs]

I was searching for old screenshots, and i managed to find these
A very old English Campaign i played on very hard difficulty. I did use mods





This is what happens when Aztecs face overpowered soldiers on the battlefield

https://i738.photobucket.com/albums/...annan/0035.jpg

[ArcturUs]

Poor old Jerusalem besieged by 5 Crusading English Armies with 10* Generals :D

[ArcturUs]

The Balance of power



The Siege of Jerusalem...........










An obvious result........

[ArcturUs]

and it time for celebration :D

[Myth]

I'm sorry but I don't find your cheating amusing.

[Alrik]

I'm sorry but I don't find your cheating amusing.

Agreed, there's a lot of that in this thread, "look at me dominating everything by using the cheat mod from hell".

Worst is probably they guy who brags and says that he went slow and when people asked him how he says he's buying settlements early on...yeah right...maybe if you have a cheat mod and play on easy you might be able to buy something. He also claims that by offering alliances to factions he gets tons of money...yeah, like that'll ever happen... I've gotten a couple of K once, when barging in on Denmark with overwhelming force while having good realtions with them and being very early on, from offering an alliance, normally if they agree it's a matter of hundreds of florins not thousands you can get out of the deal. And that's if you play a saint so people like you.

[phonicsmonkey]

maybe if you have a cheat mod and play on easy you might be able to buy something.

I can't speak for whoever it is you're talking about but actually it is possible to buy settlements from the AI.

Check it out

[Alrik]

I can't speak for whoever it is you're talking about but actually it is possible to buy settlements from the AI.

Check it out

I know it is possible, but it insanely expensive, a lousy rebel settlement is in the region of tens of thousands of florins, not something you can do at the beginning to get a quick start. In your example I'm assuming you make a lot of cash and you're buying settlements from an ally as a means of conquring him without declaring war. The guy in here like I said did it to get a quick start. You don't have anywhere near the money needed to buy a settlement at the beginning, if you do, then you're cheating your arse off.

[phonicsmonkey]

You don't have anywhere near the money needed to buy a settlement at the beginning, if you do, then you're cheating your arse off.

Yeah fair enough

[ArcturUs]

King of Galilee wants to become the lord of dead sea lol


WTF? He just died

[Jakob09]

there's an awesome vid on youtube, when 100+ gunners shoot on just 1 guy.. You can make a beautiful screenshot of the bullets ripping is back apart!
here, check it out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5jd...10337&index=56