Top ten fibs

**macsen rufus** · 11-23-2006, 11:35

A young chap can grow his beard faster by putting rabbit droppings in his shoes

(Although I never met anyone who believed it enough to actually try.)

**Beirut** · 11-23-2006, 12:36

When my kid was eight, I told her that when she turned nine her neck muscles would get all soft for about a year and cause her head to hang to one side. Happens to all nine year-olds I said.

She didn't believe me, so I told her to look at the kids in the grade above her at school and she'd notice that they all hung their heads to one side. That's because they're nine and they're neck muscles go through changes but they get strong again when they hit ten.

Mrs. Beirut would nearly choke on her food at dinner whenever me and the kid had this discussion. Kid's looking at me with eyes big as silver dollars, "Is that really true?"

"Sure it is sweetie."

**Sardo** · 11-23-2006, 12:47

Originally Posted by macsen rufus

A young chap can grow his beard faster by putting rabbit droppings in his shoes

(Although I never met anyone who believed it enough to actually try.)

Or by applying chicken droppings to his face... Don't ask me how people come up with this stuff.

**macsen rufus** · 11-23-2006, 13:09

Don't ask me how people come up with this stuff.

Me neither, but I think it starts with someone gullible who you really need to humiliate for whatever reason

**Lucjan** · 11-23-2006, 13:38

If your nose itches you're going to get in a fight.

If your ears are ringing someone is talking about you.

Eating pizza gives you pimples.

**doc_bean** · 11-23-2006, 13:50

Eating crusts gives you breasts (said to girls).

**Andres** · 11-23-2006, 14:14

Originally Posted by doc_bean

Eating crusts gives you breasts (said to girls).

It only works for girls???

That explains a lot...

**doc_bean** · 11-23-2006, 14:45

Originally Posted by AndresTheCunning

It only works for girls???

That explains a lot...

it also worked for me

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**Mount Suribachi** · 11-23-2006, 14:48

My best mate at work told his son (round about the time his milk teeth were dropping out and the tooth fairy was visiting

) that soon it would be time for his baby eyes to drop out, then the eye fairy would come and give him 50p for them whilst his new eyes were growing! ~:D

This is the same bloke who convinced his co-workers that when he was a student he got a summer job as a civilian contractor clearing landmines on the Falklands...

Tall tales are a speciality of his.