If your nose itches you're going to get in a fight.
If your ears are ringing someone is talking about you.
Eating pizza gives you pimples.
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If your nose itches you're going to get in a fight.
If your ears are ringing someone is talking about you.
Eating pizza gives you pimples.
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Eating crusts gives you breasts (said to girls).
Yes, Iraq is peaceful. Go to sleep now. - Adrian II
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It only works for girls???Originally Posted by doc_bean
That explains a lot...
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it also worked for meIt only works for girls???
That explains a lot...
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Yes, Iraq is peaceful. Go to sleep now. - Adrian II
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My best mate at work told his son (round about the time his milk teeth were dropping out and the tooth fairy was visiting) that soon it would be time for his baby eyes to drop out, then the eye fairy would come and give him 50p for them whilst his new eyes were growing! ~:D
This is the same bloke who convinced his co-workers that when he was a student he got a summer job as a civilian contractor clearing landmines on the Falklands...Tall tales are a speciality of his.
"I request permanent reassignment to the Gallic frontier. Nay, I demand reassignment. Perhaps it is improper to say so, but I refuse to fight against the Greeks or Macedonians any more. Give my command to another, for I cannot, I will not, lead an army into battle against a civilized nation so long as the Gauls survive. I am not the young man I once was, but I swear before Jupiter Optimus Maximus that I shall see a world without Gauls before I take my final breath."
Senator Augustus Verginius
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Here... pull my finger.
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Hahaha....all my grandkids are amazed when I do that.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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All official Grampas do right? It's in 'the code' I think.
Another favorite: place both hands aside your nose, and twist (secretly clicking your thumbnail against your teeth, making a "cracking" sound). Kid thinks you can crack your nose, and walks about twisting his own nose for hours, trying to imitate. Tons o' fun.
When he comes back, frustrated, top it off with a story about how only you can do it, because of an old war injury, from when you and John Wayne fought in the Spanish-American War.
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What about this fib?
http://www.trautman.net/trautman/ima...CreamMessy.GIF
"I swear I didn't touch the cake, mummy"
[ignore the cone]
Student by day, bacon-eating narwhal by night (specifically midnight)
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