*When nose-picking* somebody says "If you find any gold up there let me know."
Never really understood that one, it seems to glorify the act rather than discourage it.
*When nose-picking* somebody says "If you find any gold up there let me know."
Never really understood that one, it seems to glorify the act rather than discourage it.
When you bite your tongue during a meal, someone's talking behind your back.
When you shake your leg under the table, loose change will fall out of your pockets.
Old wives tales.
My name is Asinius Commodus, son of the Eagle.
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KoW: Erm, LLB, Asinus means 'ass' in Latin
LLB: Really? All the better for a story of how an ass became a great leader is alwasy a bestseller.
You're probably alluding to that hard dried out snot, that goes a sort of yellow ochre, as a pose to teh stringly gluey green snot, that has a tail attached to a hard bit of fetid mucus.![]()
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Bets Beirut and BKS can't wait until the BR is unlocked![]()
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Why does this make me think of the "What are you Eating/Drinking" thread?Originally Posted by InsaneApache
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Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pintenOriginally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Down with dried flowers!
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