Quote Originally Posted by troymclure
Anyone think i should construct a mini trechebut outside their offices (only a few blocks away) and launch small rocks with notes demanding the patch tied around them into their windows? Perhaps i could find a dead cow...
Before opening up a siege on them, I'd suggest the formation of a theives and assassins guild in the local area.

First send in a spy to locate, chart and plot all the relevant targets within their complex and then send in the assassins to attack.

For relevant targets I suggest the following list:

coffee makers
snack machines
favored "take out" menus found in/on desks or pinned to walls
pictures of f&f on desks

Each turn could be started with a Diplomat requesting a trade deal for the patch. If the deal is denied then yet another turn of wanton destruction of morale and motivation materials ensues.