Community Loading Screen Quotation Mod

[alpaca]

I'd like that :)

[Apoc]

Nice one, mac! So far:

A furore Normannorum libera nos, Domine!

From the fury of the Norsemen deliver us, O Lord!

- Medieval prayer

Vox Populi, Vox Dei

The voice of the people is the voice of God

- Alcuin

Every time I try to talk to someone it's “sorry this” and “forgive me that” and “I'm not worthy”...

- God, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

- The French Taunter, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

- The French Taunter, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

- Dennis, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The thing about heaven is that heaven is for people who like the sort of things that go on in heaven. Like, well, singing, talking to God, watering pot plants.

- Edmund Blackadder, The Black Adder

Run away from the hills! If you see hills, run the other way!

- Edmund Blackadder, The Black Adder

Let all men who go to don armour tomorrow remember to go before they don armour tomorrow.

- Edmund Blackadder, The Black Adder

As my tutor, old bubble face, used to say: 'make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease.'

- Edmund Blackadder, The Black Adder

Dear Enemy, I curse you and hope something slightly unpleasant happens to you. Like an onion falling on your head.

- Edmund Blackadder, The Black Adder

Dear Enemy, may the Lord hate you and all your kind. May you turn orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment.

- Edmund Blackadder, The Black Adder

We few, we happy few, we band of ruthless bastards!

- Edmund Blackadder, The Black Adder

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more. Consign their parts most private to a Rutland tree!

- King Richard III, The Black Adder

Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

- King Richard IV, The Black Adder

If you cross me, now or ever, I shall do unto you what God did unto the Sodomites, understand?

- King Richard IV, The Black Adder

St. Juniper once said; 'By his loins shall ye know him, and by the length of his rod shall he be measured.'

- King Richard IV, The Black Adder

Let blood, blood, blood be your motto! Slit their gizzards!

- King Richard IV, The Black Adder

As the good Lord said: 'Love thy neighbour as thyself, unless he's Turkish, in which case, kill the bastard!'

- King Richard IV, The Black Adder

Oh, oh I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards!!! Come back here and take what's coming to you!!! I'll bite your legs off!!!

- The Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Suggested by 2ltben:

From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered,
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

- Shakespeare, King Henry, IV, iii

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; or close the wall up with our English dead!

- Shakespeare, King Henry, III, i

Three things are necessary for the salvation of man: to know what he ought to believe; to know what he ought to desire; and to know what he ought to do.

- St. Thomas Aquinas, Two Precepts of Charity

One cannot use an evil action with reference to a good intention.

- St. Thomas Aquinas

Be careful of your enemy once and of your friend a thousand times, for a double crossing friend knows more evil and knows more about what harms you.

- Arabic Proverb

Suggested by Wimpy:

Ni!! Ni!! Ni!!

- Kinghts Who Say Ni, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Suggested by Farnan:

May God have mercy on my enemies, for I shall have none.

- General George Patton

[Darkarbiter]

"eccky eccky fatang fatang kneewop"
(I think you know what thats from)

[mac89]

Ive got all the Blackadder series, Ill look up some more.

[Lusted]

Get on with it!

-Crowd, Monty Python And the Holy Grail

On second thoughts lets not go to Camelot, it is a silly place

-King Arthur, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

We impersonate Clark Gable!

Knights fo the Round Table, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Help! Help! Im being repressed!

Dennis, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Chuffy]

Deus vult! - God wills it!

Pope Urban II

I'm surprised this quote isn't in there already.

[Faenaris]

* And the Lord cameth to John and he spoke thus unto John: "Come forth and receive eternal life." Alas, John came fifth and he got a toaster.

- Dean, mate of my brother.

* Death be thy compass.
* Carry God´s will as your torch, with it destroy the shadows.
* Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
* To admit defeat is to blaspheme against the God.
* Prayer cleanses the soul, but pain cleanses the body.
* There is only God, and he is our shield and protector.
* A small mind is easily filled with faith.
* Praise be, God, our Lord.
* For those who seek perfection there can be no rest this side of the grave.
* The difference between heresy and treachery is ignorance.
* Thought begets Heresy; Heresy begets Retribution.
* Knowledge is power, guard it well.
* A small mind is a tidy mind.
* An open mind is like a fortress with its gate unbarred and unguarded.
* Better crippled in body than corrupt in mind.
* Hope is the beginning of unhappiness.
* If a job´s worth doing it´s worth dying for.
* Innocence proves nothing.
* Only the awkward question; only the foolish ask twice.
* Pain is an illusion of the senses, despair an illusion of the mind.
* Success is commemorated; Failure merely remembered.
* The wise man learns from the deaths of others.
* Zeal is its own excuse.
* Victory needs no explanation, defeat allows none.
* Know the mutant; kill the mutant.
* Death is the servant of the righteous.
* My armour is contempt.
* Ignorance is a virtue.
* A wise man does not fear, a man afraid does not think.
* Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life.
* Only in death does duty end.
* Excuses are the refuge of the weak.
* Kill, kill, kill.
* Faith is your shield.
* All souls cry out for salvation.
* Without Him there is nothing.
* Damnation is eternal.
* Cease and Repent.
* Submit to His will.
* Purity of purpose.
* Curse now the death in vain.
* His will be done.
* No man died in His service that died in vain.
* To withdraw in disgust is not apathy.
* There is nothing to fear but failure.
* Mercy is a sign of weakness.
* A mind without purpose will wander in dark places.
* Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
* Truth is subjective.
* Faith without deeds is worthless.
* There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
* Beginning reform is beginning revolution.
* Educate men without faith and you but make them clever devils.
* Forgiveness is a sign of weakness.
* Hard work conquers everything.
* Perseverance and silence are the highest virtues.
* Success is measured in blood; yours or your enemy´s.
* Leniency is a sign of weakness.
* Hatred is God´s greatest gift to humanity.
* Magnanimity is a sign of weakness.
* Thou shalt not.
* The man who has nothing can still have faith.
* Compassion is a sign of weakness.
* Be strong in your ignorance.
* Doubt is a sign of weakness.
* A broad mind lacks focus.
* Tolerance is a sign of weakness.
* A narrow view sees better.
* Despair is a sign of weakness.
* The blood of martyrs is the seed of the Imperium.
* Burn the heretic.
* Kill the mutant.
* Purge the unclean.
* Examine your thoughts.
* Serve God today, tomorrow you may be dead.
* Obey your orders.
* It is better to die for God than to live for yourself.
* To question is to doubt.
* The truly wise are always afraid.
* Fear denies faith.
* Never forget, never forgive.
* Only God is all.
* God knows, God is watching.
* Life is a prison, death a release.
* A suspicious mind is a healthy mind.
* Heresy grows from idleness.
* Life is God´s currency, spend it well.
* That was then, this is now.
* Foolish are those who fear nothing, yet claim to know everything.
* Brave are they who know everything yet fear nothing.
* Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.
* It is better for a man to be afraid than happy.
* Happiness is a delusion of the weak.
* True happiness stems only from duty.
* To serve Him is to worship Him.
* The loyal slave learns to love the lash.
* Work earns Salvation.
* Work is Prayer.
* He who keeps silent consents.
* Truth begets hatred.
* Cowards die in shame.

- Warhammer 40K, Dawn of War (PC Game), slightly adapted

* Prayer may cleanse the soul, but pain cleanses the body. Both are necessary for the survival of humanity.
- Confessor Ganinimus, Warhammer 40K

* War is cruelty. There is no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner it is over.
- Warmaster Horus to Fulgrim on being asked if his tactics were too brutal, Warhammer 40K

* A moment of Laxity spawns a lifetime of hersey. Never forgive, never forget.
- Codex: Dark Angels, pg. 5, Warhammer 40K

* Know the enemy not and the battle cannot be won. Know the enemy too much and the battle will be doubly lost.
- Lord Admiral Ravensburg, Naval Maxims Vol. IX, Warhammer 40K

Here are some quotes. I know that most of them are Warhammer Quotes, but when you change "Emperor" to "God", some of them are actually fitting.