So, Honorable Big King Sanctaphrax, you thinking of making this huge change with the new year? Then you could always blame it on: "I was soooo drunk...", if things went badly.
Well, some girls from the Vidal Sassoon hairdressing school stopped me in Oxford street a few weeks ago and asked me if I'd do some modelling for a project they're doing. They were pretty hot, so of course I said yes. I figure I'll do that for them, and then ask them to recompense me for my time in trade.