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    Default What if atheists went door-to-door talking to mormons?

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    nice find m8

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    That's fantastic.

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    Default Re: What if atheists went door-to-door talking to mormons?

    It would have been better if he'd been banging on the door of Jehova's witnesses. I've never had a mormon knock on my door. But that would be difficult as there are no mormons in the entire province. But there are Jehova's witnesses, 2 temples. They've knocked on my doors.
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    I think the world would be a much better place.
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    i dont believe in atheism. think about it, who decides what is right and wrong if there is no god? im christian btw not islam, thanks god.
    I support Israel

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    Quote Originally Posted by diablodelmar
    i dont believe in atheism. think about it, who decides what is right and wrong if there is no god? im christian btw not islam, thanks god.
    You may not believe in it but it's still there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by diablodelmar
    think about it, who decides what is right and wrong if there is no god?
    ...Your good judgment?
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    Default Re: What if atheists went door-to-door talking to mormons?

    i dont believe in atheism.
    I don't think anyone does. Isn't that the point?

    think about it, who decides what is right and wrong if there is no god?
    Humans? Like they always have?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrossLOPER
    ...Your good judgment?
    Ok, im coming to your house, and im going to burn it down after stabbing you in the face because it was in my own good judgement to do so.

    Quote Originally Posted by BDC
    Humans? Like they always have?
    oh yeah and we've seen how good they are at it.
    I support Israel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Csar
    You may not believe in it but it's still there.
    yeah i know its still there. but what I'm saying is that I think there is a god.
    I support Israel

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    Quote Originally Posted by diablodelmar
    Ok, im coming to your house, and im going to burn it down after stabbing you in the face because it was in my own good judgement to do so.
    You're going to get arrested man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
    You're going to get arrested man.
    He just told me i could.
    I support Israel

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    You're still going to get arrested.

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    Not if I don't do it.
    I support Israel

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    There you go, I knew you'd come around.

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    Please keep this on topic.
    Don't turn this into yet another athe&#239;st / religion debate.
    Abandon all hope.

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    Default Re: What if atheists went door-to-door talking to mormons?

    Atheism is retarded. Faith in the absence of a God is logically equivalent to faith in His existence. Grade A clueless hypocrites, every last one.

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    EDIT: Original content retracted by own consent.

    ...I'm still amused...?
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    Default Re: What if atheists went door-to-door talking to mormons?

    Not a religion thread: move the unrelated discussion out of here.

    Extremely entertaining video, I don't quite agree with the suppositions, but very amusing, nonetheless.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CrossLOPER
    EDIT @Mithrandir: Posted this before I saw your post. Would you like me to delete or edit this?
    No, but please start a new thread on this topic if you want to continue.

    I thought this movie was too funny to risk a closure of the thread .
    Abandon all hope.

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    I actually find this quite amusing, being counted among those of the churched. I've never understood why some people equate evangalization with annoying people to death.

    Evangalization means 'to witness'. That is, through your acts, those who do not know Christ could come to know him, simply by watching you and how you live your life. Jesus actually admonishes against standing on the streetcorner wailing away.

    P.S. How did everybody like the "postive witness to Christ" displayed by the old man who proceeded to beat the two atheist missionaries with his cane?
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    Default Re: What if atheists went door-to-door talking to mormons?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mithrandir
    No, but please start a new thread on this topic if you want to continue.
    Too late. Don't feel like going into a Theological/Criminal Psychology discussion that much anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithrandir
    Don't turn this into yet another athe´st / religion debate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Del Arroyo
    Atheism is retarded. Grade A clueless hypocrites, every last one.
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    edited

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    Default Re: What if atheists went door-to-door talking to mormons?

    Okay, if I cannot get people to get back on topic, I'll divert it in a more pleasant way.

    Mongoose, you're in Connecticut? That's where I'm originally from (Mystic). You a UCONN fan? I'm not that far away these days anymore, I moved back up to Exeter, NH. Saw the Pats beat the Bears at the Razor the other night... first tier seating, row 28!!!

    Now please, the topic is about the irony of an atheist "witnessing" door to door to a group well known for door to door "witnessing". Enjoy the humor, repudiate it, but as others have said, let's save the 'lunatic fanatics versus godless heathens" debate for a thread that's actually dedicated to it, eh?
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    I do hate to repeat myself...

    If you want to discuss Athe´sm, religion, whatever topic which is not about this movie, start a new thread. Ignore this post again and .
    Abandon all hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithrandir
    I do hate to repeat myself...

    If you want to discuss Athe´sm, religion, whatever topic which is not about this movie, start a new thread. Ignore this post again and .
    Since the Grey Pilgrim has reiterated has warning... I'm Mormon. I must say I'm always nice to the atheists who come to my door even on Saturday mornings. I think that gives me a better claim to being the "Mahatma frickin Gandhi" of tolerance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pindar
    Since the Grey Pilgrim has reiterated has warning... I'm Mormon. I must say I'm always nice to the atheists who come to my door even on Saturday mornings. I think that gives me a better claim to being the "Mahatma frickin Gandhi" of tolerance.
    Do the atheists actually go about your neck of the woods, telling people about freedom from religion?

    Anyway, I'm always nice to any JWs who happen to knock on my door. I tell them I'm not interested, but I don't insult them or attack them. Not that I've seen them since I scrapped my door bell. The noise was just too irritating so I picked it down and removed the batteries.
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