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  1. 11-28-2006, 17:31 #1
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    Cool Free lunch

    Went to the pub for lunch today with friends ordered my food, the bar lady asked me to pick a card, I thought she was doing a trick so I did and got a joker turns out if you pick a joker you get a free lunch, who says no such thing a free lunch.
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    You luckly person! Did she ask for "something"*1 after that

    *1: The is dose not refer to any sexual thing, ok it might but it dosnt its not, or is.
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    Now that's what I call a meal deal. For a tip, did you leave her (a) Jack?
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    I'd have given her 20%.
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    Whatever suits you GoreBag. I'd have given her a hand.
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    Default Re: Free lunch

    Surely you treated her like a queen after that?

    I bet that'd make her flush straight away...
    Abandon all hope.
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    Default Re: Free lunch

    Quote Originally Posted by ZombieFriedNuts
    the bar lady asked me to pick a card
    Did she look good?
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