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  1. 11-29-2006, 07:43 #1
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    Default How to Successfully Dodge the Draft

    Ladies, Gentlemen, I confess it. I am guilty of cowardice. I will never serve in any nations' armed forces. So thus, without further ado, how will I dodge the draft in this day and age in America?
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    Default Re: How to Successfully Dodge the Draft

    I doubt you have much to worry about.
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    Go to Canada
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    Go to Canada
    We have better beer, and you won't be sent to your death at another man's whim. You pretty much can't lose.
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    Default Re: How to Successfully Dodge the Draft

    Well, I'll give ya credit for not mincing words.

    I'd say Canada, but I don't think it'll come to that; the public doesn't want a draft, the military doesn't want a draft, and the vast majority of politicians, save a few dillusioned fools, aren't even thinking about it.

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    Too late to dodge the draft now, DemonArchangel!

    I just hacked your account, read your personal information and registered you at the official USAF draft registration site.

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    If the Democrats get their way, there will be a draft. The Republican Senate voted against the draft proposed by the Democratic Senators and killed it in its tracks. The Democrats now have a majority in both house and senate and are planning to do exactly what they accused the Republicans of in 2004. Now that they have a majority, who will stop them?
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    I suspect that was just politics rather than serious intent.
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    preparations for compulsory induction of the adult non-homosexual population
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    DemonArchangel: you must be officially an "unhinged loon" (-3 morale)

    More seriously, I guess you've got yourself into what in Britain is known as a "reserved occupation". At a time when I was considering becoming a pharmacist its various plus-points included that reserved status ("get out of the war free") and a right to refuse jury service. Long story why I'm not a pharmacist after all, but I guess I'm a bit past it for call-up now, and I'd actually quite like to do jury service...
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    Kiss your recruiter full on the lips and fondle his wee wee. Saying you’re gay isn’t enough. The Army wants proof!


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    Default Re: How to Successfully Dodge the Draft

    Hmm...

    -drink one teaspoon of iodine
    -cut off a non-vital body part
    -show up high
    -get arrested
    -live with eastern outlander Christians
    -RETURN THE THRONE OF MANSIE FLESH TO THE WOODSIE ONE!!!
    -hand out anti-draft propaganda leaflets... and get arrested
    -deify yourself
    -deify someone else
    -go crazy nuts
    -go crazy nuts in a Wal-Mart with a machete
    -become inexcusably rich
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