How to Successfully Dodge the Draft

**yesdachi** · 11-29-2006, 22:03

Originally Posted by diablodelmar

*gulp* and when might the soil of the USA be threatened?

Erosion, he he he.

Probably not until the aliens arrive.

what are chu looking at me for?

No, no not you... You.

What? I am just here to do the work you lazy humans wont do.

**Vladimir** · 11-29-2006, 22:45

Originally Posted by yesdachi

Erosion, he he he.

Probably not until the aliens arrive.

what are chu looking at me for?

No, no not you... You.

What? I am just here to do the work you lazy humans wont do.

**CrossLOPER** · 11-29-2006, 23:10

Originally Posted by yesdachi

Erosion, he he he.

Probably not until the aliens arrive.

what are chu looking at me for?

No, no not you... You.

What? I am just here to do the work you lazy humans wont do.

Don't Hispanic immigrants compose a significant part of the US military?

Wait... wth? Legio???!!

**BDC** · 11-29-2006, 23:17

Be so dangerous with a gun you're not trusted? My Grandad got sent to northern Scotland in WW2 due to that. Go being dispraxic.

**ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88** · 11-29-2006, 23:30

I don't know why it's such a big deal to serve your nation, but I say go to Canada

**CrossLOPER** · 11-29-2006, 23:46

Originally Posted by {BHC}KingWarman888

I don't know why it's such a big deal to serve your nation, but I say go to Canada

Maybe some people don't think that killing, getting killed, getting hurt, or watching their buddies get blown to bits is worth an effort that they do not believe in? Not counting traitors, or course.

Just a thought...

**ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88** · 12-03-2006, 03:24

Originally Posted by CrossLOPER

Maybe some people don't think that killing, getting killed, getting hurt, or watching their buddies get blown to bits is worth an effort that they do not believe in? Not counting traitors, or course.

Just a thought...

so, That's War, what you expect?

**Philippus Flavius Homovallumus** · 12-03-2006, 03:53

They'll need a draft to fight Iran. We in Blighty may need national service to just made the Forces afforable. At the moment we're hemmeraging men as soon as they get home, and you can't just keep throwing money at them.

At the moment being married is probably enough. Unless we're in Iraq in another five years still in a war situation I'd relax.

**Csargo** · 11-29-2006, 23:57

Originally Posted by {BHC}KingWarman888

I don't know why it's such a big deal to serve your nation, but I say go to Canada

I don't wanna die.

**Ice** · 11-30-2006, 00:09

Originally Posted by Csar

I don't wanna die.

Better hope you're divine then.

I tend to agree with Warman (oh God...) on this issue though.

**Evil_Maniac From Mars** · 11-30-2006, 01:21

Are you still allowed to claim sanctuary in a Church?

**AntiochusIII** · 11-30-2006, 00:10

I'd cross the border illegally into Mexico, preferably by the way of the San Diego wall.

Word has it that you can actually find slim, hot, real Latina ladies down there.

I am not a citizen; that, I believe, actually makes me quite vulnerable in that the United States Government naturally feels that, since they admitted me in, I'd be the first in line to go for the Country's service. Fortunately, the draft is absolutely unlikely, if not a legal impossibility at this point.

Don't we need a war to institute a draft or something? Iraq isn't technically a war right now, you know, never mind the dead and the dying.

**dacdac** · 11-30-2006, 01:05

Haha!!! I'm 15 and a single kid so i don't have to worry about the draft. The only draft i'll have to worry about is the one coming in from my bedroom window.
(It can blow stuff around.)