How to Successfully Dodge the Draft

[AntiochusIII]

I'd cross the border illegally into Mexico, preferably by the way of the San Diego wall.

Word has it that you can actually find slim, hot, real Latina ladies down there.

I am not a citizen; that, I believe, actually makes me quite vulnerable in that the United States Government naturally feels that, since they admitted me in, I'd be the first in line to go for the Country's service. Fortunately, the draft is absolutely unlikely, if not a legal impossibility at this point.

Don't we need a war to institute a draft or something? Iraq isn't technically a war right now, you know, never mind the dead and the dying.

[dacdac]

Haha!!! I'm 15 and a single kid so i don't have to worry about the draft. The only draft i'll have to worry about is the one coming in from my bedroom window.
(It can blow stuff around.)