Homer -- and Ovidius. Few writers have achieved such a level of beauty in words as Ovidius.

Quote Originally Posted by Wigferth Ironwall
I have an extrem dislike for that Roman barbarian plagarist, Virgil. ENTIRE scenes are lifted from Homer. The most shameless is probably the part with the dove and the archery contest.
I don't like Vergilius, either, but for an entirely different reason. True, it's plagiarism, and that sucks -- but I also had to translate that crap in eleventh grade. God, Dido, why didn't you just ******* die? Die, *****, die, just ******* die, come on, you keep on saying you want to, so DO IT!

Argh. She just wouldn't die.