My latest Truely Epic Battle was a very nasty 'Alamo' at Iasi. I was in a long drawn our war with Poland as the Rus, when those Byzantine jerks decided to side against me (despite our alliance) with the Catholic pigdogs.
Iasi was the first line defence of my nation, if youve played the Rus you know that reinforcing garrisons is much more difficult, and that every town is essentially required to be self-sufficient in order to defend itself, since getting infantry from one city to another takes 2-3 turns on average, even with roads.
Anyway, I had just fended off a rather nasty Polish attempt at an attack, I managed to kill/route all their infantry, forcing their superior cavalry force to retreat.
Next turn, boom. Full stack of Byzantines appears on the bortder.
I said to myself, "Oh (explitive)".
Sure enough, next turn I have a full Byzantine stack sieging my pitiful force of three units of archers, two Slav mercenaries, four horse archers of various types and my generals cavalry. Also included are a unit of six Brigands and eleven Alan light cavalry.
I thought to myself 'This is going to be quick.'
So, I did the best I could. I lined my archers up on the walls, stuck two units of HA's at the rear gate and had my general wait in the middle until I decided what to do with him.
I was faced with about ten units of Byzantine spears, a few archers, a couple of units of those Byzantine crossbow cavy and a lot of spear cavy, plus two generals.
I started the battle, then waited until the ram was in range. My Alans got to martyr themselves first, in order to stop the ram, since the Byzantines ALSO had a superior cavalry force, so my archers could blast it with fire arrows. It didnt catch on fire, but I held them long enough that they decided to route all their other units to the siege tower/ladders which they now had up.
Through some miracle, my Slav mercenaries managed to hold off ALL of the assaulting infantry on the right with the tower, and the one on the left (with the ladders) killed enough that my archers managed to hold back the waves.
I have to say, those Slav Spearmen are bloody heroic. I watched as the single guy left in the unit on the left killed FIVE Byzantine spearmen before going down.
Anyway, all was going well, I had killed almost %80 of the enemy infantry, and it showed. Corpses all over the walls and at the base of the towers/ladders. My cavy archers who were harrassing the enemy flanks ran out of arrows, so I had them charge the buys at the base of the ladders/towers. That bought me some more time and routed the enemies there.
My downfall was at hand though. A unit of infantry came back from their previous route. I was otherwise engaged and my last unit of cavy which could get to them was fighting some sneaky Byzantines who tried to get to the rear gate. I sent my General out and watched as the Byzantine general's bodyguards slaughtered them, leaving only my General alive, so I had him run back inside the castle. A few minutes later, the gate was down. I ran the remnants of my Slav spearmen down there and watched as they, to, were destroyed. My archers still had some arrows left, so I had them fire at the flanks/rear of the cavalry now swarming through my gate, with little effect I might add.
I practically cried as my lone general rode down the street to meet his death, I did, however, get a kick out of his routing a unit of twelve Byzantine Cavalry after killing six of them (as in there were 18 originally), before that bastard of a Byzantine general killed him.
The Byzantines then rode to the castle square, starting the countdown timer. With only my archers left, there was little I could do, so I lined them up on the street and managed to get off two volleys before the cavalry arrived, killing all of them.
The final score?
780 Byzantine deaths
220 Russian deaths (only thirty-something captured and executed)
I hope you like your castle, you traiterous Byzantine jackass.
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