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    Default Conceded: Borat leads to something funny

    Seems that life imitates art from time to time. Mind you, it does rather prove my earlier point that most people can't tell the difference between satirical representations and actual Kazakhs.



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    A genuine TV reporter crew from Kazakhstan found covering the recent US elections something of a struggle.

    A TV crew from Kazakhstan's Channel 31 was in Columbus to make a documentary on the US political system.

    But the crew got a wary reception from press secretaries who feared public humiliation by Sacha Baron Cohen.

    It didn't help that the Kazakh cameraman's first name was 'Bolat', reports the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

    Cohen's 'Borat' movie - featuring a fake Kazakh TV reporter humiliating Americans - was then No 1 at the box office.

    Press secretaries for both Republican and Democratic parties were suspicious enough to verify their credentials with the US State Department.

    "They were really adamant that they were not Borat," said Ohio Democratic Party press secretary Randy Borntrager.

    State Department officials who supervised the TV crew's two-week trip say they got apprehensive phone calls wherever they went. Even the FBI called to make sure the crew was legitimate.

    "The timing of this was not good for the TV crew, because a lot of people thought they weren't for real," said George Santulli, the State Department official who oversaw their trip.
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    I feel sorry for that poor news crew. Timing is everything.

    The thing that really gets me is that Cohen is so very obvious in what he's doing and most of the dolts he fools can't even don't see it. It really doesn't speak very well of the intelligence of the average American. If we are so easily misled by someone as obviously satirical as Cohen, then I guess it's no wonder that we are so easily misled by our politicians.

    And yes, most people here couldn't pick Kazakstan out on a map, despite its being the second largest of the ex-Soviet republics, after Russia itself. I suppose that's why most people here weren't as offended as I was when our Idiot-in-Chief referred to Africa as a country.

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    You have to understand how he operates though. He'll come in and act like a regular guy and ask normal questions for an hour and then start throwing in weird questions.

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    Bolat will find you and make you trust him before placing the vicious Kazakh Vampire Cat in your bag....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrossLOPER
    Bolat will find you and make you trust him before placing the vicious Kazakh Vampire Cat in your bag....
    So the Kazakh vampire cat is invisible and can morph itself into letters? Interesting.

    Or a better way to say that is that the link doesn't work.
    O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redleg
    So the Kazakh vampire cat is invisible and can morph itself into letters? Interesting.

    Or a better way to say that is that the link doesn't work.
    And who is this Bolat fellow?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Redleg
    So the Kazakh vampire cat ...
    LOL Works for me and the people around me. Don't know what problem you have. Link line: http://bin.4chan.org/an/src/1164925168935.jpg
    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir
    And who is this Bolat fellow?
    ...Did you read the article!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!??!?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrossLOPER

    ...Did you read the article!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!??!?!?!


    Dude, lay off the Russian media .


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    Quote Originally Posted by CrossLOPER
    LOL Works for me and the people around me. Don't know what problem you have. Link line: http://bin.4chan.org/an/src/1164925168935.jpg
    Must be a left over from the cold war - some type of internet blockade to halt the spreading of the Kazakh vampire cat from occupying american terrority.



    That or my server decided to block the IP of the host server for that site.

    I wonder if the FBI will be coming to my door soon wondering why I was trying to access a national security server...



    Where is my Tin foil and duct tape - got to make a hat to prevent my head from exploding and my brain waves from being read.....
    O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean

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    Heh. Go here, Redleg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aenlic
    The thing that really gets me is that Cohen is so very obvious in what he's doing and most of the dolts he fools can't even don't see it. It really doesn't speak very well of the intelligence of the average American. If we are so easily misled by someone as obviously satirical as Cohen, then I guess it's no wonder that we are so easily misled by our politicians.
    Hey, it worked on the Brits for a while as well. But then even the Dover rocks know which way the lot leans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir
    Dude, lay off the Russian media .
    It's an (poorly) run privately owned American site! The links are changed hourly. Sorry, I'll create a sealed post and spread the truth!!!

    EDIT: The truth, the horror, the Kazakh Vampire Cat!
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    Kazakh Vampire Cat killed the thread....


    ...Humor, I love it! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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    Heh. There's really not much to say after seeing a pic like that, CrossLOPER!
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    Default Re: Conceded: Borat leads to something funny

    What would be the actually breed of cat?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aenlic
    It really doesn't speak very well of the intelligence of the average American.
    Lucky for you that everyone else is an idiot, huh? Your comment is especially amusing considering that much of Borat's adventures begn with the Ali G show where many of his victims were British.

    Come off it elitist. The guy does a great job and an intelligent person could easily be fooled by his character.
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    It's sad that I know this, but I think it's a Sphynx.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    It's sad that I know this, but I think it's a Sphynx.
    Thanks. Huh, says its rare. Guess that means expensive. Bummer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
    Lucky for you that everyone else is an idiot, huh? Your comment is especially amusing considering that much of Borat's adventures begn with the Ali G show where many of his victims were British.

    Come off it elitist. The guy does a great job and an intelligent person could easily be fooled by his character.
    Wow, DA. When did I say everyone else is an idiot? Refer me to the proper post and I'll correct it ASAP. Did the comment cut a little too close to the mark for you? Oh! I get it. Until you saw this thread, you thought the Borat movie was a documentary, didn't you? Now you're feeling rather more stupid than usual and lashing out. I forgive you. It's probably congenital and not really something you can control.
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    Hmm ... posts are either OT or personal attacks.

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