Hark! Who is that, prowling along the cliffs! It is Conqueror, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to clobber you so thoroughly, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"
Re: Weirdest battlecry
Hark! Who is that, prowling along the cliffs! It is Conqueror, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to clobber you so thoroughly, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"
RTW, 167 BC: Rome expels Greek philosophers after the Lex Fannia law is passed. This bans the effete and nasty Greek practice of 'philosophy' in favour of more manly, properly Roman pursuits that don't involve quite so much thinking.
Re: Weirdest battlecry
Prowling out of the cliffs, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh AndresTheCunning! And he gives an ominous bellow:
"I'm going to **** you all the way to Wienerwald, then steal your lederhosen!!!"
Last edited by Andres; 12-04-2006 at 11:58.
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
Re: Weirdest battlecry
Hark! Who is that, skulking over the wasteland! It is Stig, hands clutching a burning branch! He bellows apocalyptically:
"I'm going to pulverize you until you are hot and bothered, then make toast!!!"
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Sprinting across the tundra, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh Louis Vi The Fat! And he gives an ominous bellow:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! Skulls will be f##### for Satan!"
Re: Weirdest battlecry
"YEE HA!". Where did this come from?
Lo! Who is that, striding over the tarmac! It is The Doctor, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a low cry, his voice cometh:
"For the love of carnage and discord, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"
Who is that, running out of the candy store! It is God, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to brutalize you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"
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Kage´s new battle cry is: Running out of the mountains, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Kagemusha! And he gives a booming roar:
"I'm going to smack you like a rabid gangsta b###h, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"
Ja Mata Tosainu Sama.
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Lo! Who is that, stalking along the fields! It is Watchman, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He bellows apocalyptically:
"I'm going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!!"
...reminds me of Soldiers. Matchstick commando !
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Lo! Who is that, striding out of the tundra! It is AggonyDuck, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a booming scream, his voice cometh:
"This one's for you, mom! I destroy all in my path until there is no more hope!!"
Damn, I wanted something cool...
Friendship, Fun & Honour!
"The Prussian army always attacks."
-Frederick the Great
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Prowling amidst the icy wasteland, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Keba! And he gives an ominous scream:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I lay waste to all I see until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"
And there I wanted a useful weapon ... seriously, a burning branch?
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