Weirdest battlecry

**The Stranger** · 12-05-2006, 15:36

are you

afraid of your real name?

**Evil_Maniac From Mars** · 12-06-2006, 02:38

Originally Posted by The Stranger

are you

afraid of your real name?

They're coming for me.

**Vladimir** · 12-06-2006, 15:30

Originally Posted by The Stranger

are you

afraid of your real name?

Have you ever tried to pronounce a Martian name? It isn't possible.

**Oaty** · 12-06-2006, 18:24

Sprinting out of the terrain, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Oaty! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to pummel you so badly, you will see ultraviolet!!"

Anyways how about battle songs heres a battlesong from the British

Father and I went down to camp,
Along with Captain Gooding,
And there we saw the men and boys
As thick as hasty pudding.
Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.
And there we saw a thousand men
As rich as Squire David,
And what they wasted every day,
I wish it could be saved.
Yankee Doodle &c.
And there we saw a swamping gun,
Large as a log of maple,
Upon a deuced little cart,
A load for father's cattle.
Yankee Doodle &c.
And every time they shoot it off,
It takes a horn of powder;
It makes a noise like father's gun,
Only a nation louder.
Yankee Doodle &c.
Cousin Simon grew so bold,
I thought he would have cock'd it.
It scared me so, I shrieked it off,
And hung by father's pocket.
Yankee Doodle &c.
I saw a little barrel too,
The heads were made of leather.
They knocked on it with little clubs
And called the folks together.
Yankee Doodle &c.
And there was Captain Washington,
And gentlefolks about him.
They say he's grown so tarnal proud,
He will not ride without them.
Yankee Doodle &c.
He got himself in meeting-clothes,
Upon a slapping stallion.
He set the world along in rows,
In hundreds and in millions.
Yankee Doodle &c.
The flaming ribbons in his hat,
They looked so taring fine, ah,
I wanted pockily to get,
To give to my Jemimah.
Yankee Doodle &c.

And the shortened version

Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on a pony
He stuck a feather in his hat
And called it macaroni
Yankee Doodle, keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Yankee Doodle round the world
As sweet as sugar candy

For some reason the song backfired

Theres so many versions out there but this is what I came up with on a quick search and there be no way to tell the true version of this song without diving deep into a book

**rotorgun** · 12-12-2006, 05:46

One of my platoons when I was still on active duty adopted the phrase We burn cars for free! This was a day or so after they witnessed my car catch fire in the company parking lot. I was so overtaken with laughter after hearing them sound off with this shout upon calling them to attention, that I nearly couldn't give my morning report to the First Sergeant. He could just not seem to understand what had got into my soldiers, and insisted that we all get into the front leaning rest position for some push-ups. We did them, but he never did quite stop them from using this unique battle cry.

Quite motivational I must say.

**Patriarch of Constantinople** · 12-13-2006, 06:36

Originally Posted by Vladimir

Have you ever tried to pronounce a Martian name? It isn't possible.

You mean Jahdinstikariskatioda the Fourth?

**Incongruous** · 12-13-2006, 06:46

Striding out of the mountains, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Bopa The Magyar! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"In the name of malice, I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!"

AWSOME

**Incongruous** · 12-13-2006, 06:48

And I thought he was a pacafist.
Lo! Who is that, running along the icy wasteland! It is Ghandi, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He roars vengefully:

"I'm going to pulverize you beyond the end of time!!"

No wonder we're all still waiting for the second coming.
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting out of the icy wasteland! It is Mary Mother Of God, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She cries homicidally:

"I'm going to spank you with such zeal, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"

**Evil_Maniac From Mars** · 12-13-2006, 22:59

Originally Posted by Hannibal99

You mean Jahdinstikariskatioda the Fourth?

That's just the short form.

**Thorn Is** · 12-14-2006, 01:30

Skulking amidst the fields, clutching a burning branch, cometh Daniel! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"

i like that one

**Kongamato** · 12-13-2006, 02:23

Prowling amidst the tundra, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Kongamato! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm going to spank you so hard, it will be a new form of crime!!!"