Weirdest battlecry

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

using the create-a-battle-cry, i came up with this.

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking on the wasteland! It is Alecander, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a gutteral scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you until you pee fire, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

Using Orgian usernames i get these:

Lo! Who is that, rampaging out of the freeway! It is Hannibal99, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a vengeful grunt, his voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I lay waste to all I see with reckless abandon!!!"

Who is that, sprinting amidst the terrain! It is Csar, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He grunts homicidally:

"I'm going to bludgeon you with such wanton cruelty, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!"

Sprinting on the fields, attacking with a vorpal blade, cometh Hepcat! And he gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to pummel you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!!"

Prowling along the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Spartakus! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"I'm going to pummel you for such a long time, you will wake up from the Matrix!!"