Weirdest battlecry

[Incongruous]

And I thought he was a pacafist.
Lo! Who is that, running along the icy wasteland! It is Ghandi, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He roars vengefully:

"I'm going to pulverize you beyond the end of time!!"


No wonder we're all still waiting for the second coming.
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting out of the icy wasteland! It is Mary Mother Of God, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She cries homicidally:

"I'm going to spank you with such zeal, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"