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[Vanya]

GAH!

Nonsense!

Vanya conquered aztecs in no time at all! Let Vanya share with youz His magnificent recipe for EZVictory 1.0!

First, get boat. No boat, no city of gold!

Second, load boat with guns. Don't bother with anything else. The bigger the guns, the better. Preferably basilisks and culverins.

Third, march fully gunny army into Montezuma's realm and obliterate anything that moves!

In fact, this worked SOOOO well for Vanya, that He, in His Glorious March, conquered the entire Aztec empire with ONE army stack. That legendary army had:

1 General
All other slots were basilisks and culverins.

Cakewalk!

GAH!

[Ice]

GAH!

Nonsense!

Vanya conquered aztecs in no time at all! Let Vanya share with youz His magnificent recipe for EZVictory 1.0!

First, get boat. No boat, no city of gold!

Second, load boat with guns. Don't bother with anything else. The bigger the guns, the better. Preferably basilisks and culverins.

Third, march fully gunny army into Montezuma's realm and obliterate anything that moves!

In fact, this worked SOOOO well for Vanya, that He, in His Glorious March, conquered the entire Aztec empire with ONE army stack. That legendary army had:

1 General
All other slots were basilisks and culverins.

Cakewalk!

GAH!

Did you just starve cities out? How did that work in the jungles?

[Vanya]

GAH!

Youz see the jungle and see obstacles and tribulations.

Vanya sees the jungle and sees a fresh harvest of eager heads waiting to crown Him their god and savior. (Too bad for them Vanya just wants a fresh harvest of heads for His shrunken-head necklace!)

How, then, can youz compete with the sheer magnificence, discipline, and talent of a Vanya-led army? Why, Vanya could muster the same feat with a half-strength platoon of retarded 3-yr blind mute booger-eaters with no arms or legs!

(Though Vanya must admit that He has not attempted the latter suggestion within the last 320 years or so, and realizes it may be a tad "challenging". The key, though, is the attitude.)



GAH!

[Mailman653]

In other words, don't the the jungle intimidate you and use your firepower effectively. Therefore you will achive The Way Of The Vanya, right?

[Ice]

GAH!

Youz see the jungle and see obstacles and tribulations.

Vanya sees the jungle and sees a fresh harvest of eager heads waiting to crown Him their god and savior. (Too bad for them Vanya just wants a fresh harvest of heads for His shrunken-head necklace!)

How, then, can youz compete with the sheer magnificence, discipline, and talent of a Vanya-led army? Why, Vanya could muster the same feat with a half-strength platoon of retarded 3-yr blind mute booger-eaters with no arms or legs!

(Though Vanya must admit that He has not attempted the latter suggestion within the last 320 years or so, and realizes it may be a tad "challenging". The key, though, is the attitude.)



GAH!

How did you use artillery in the jungles....

[JeffBag]

If I'm not wrong, trees don't stop projectiles, so there is no reason why you can't use artillery in the jungles.

[monkian]

Its true - cannons pund heck out of troops hiding in the jungle