They can build a tower. They can build a flaming fort. However, for some misterious reason, they can't build a tiny bridge or boat to cross even the smallest river.
A general plants a huge army in a bridge for 20 years and your only option to cross the river is to fight him in the bridge losing half your men to stupidity.
Roderick (the freakishly chivalrous): "My men! Build a bridge to cross this river!"
Useless Bannercarrier: "Sorry sir we can't do that. It's too difficult"
Roderick (the very great): "What?! You just built a fort, for me's sake!"
Useless Bannercarrier: "Sorry sir, we simply don't know how."
Roderick (the strongly hated): "It's not even a big river! It's a flaming piss! Do you want me to cross it swimming and show you?
Useless Bannercarrier: "humm, sorry sir. We can't swim."
Roderick (the mildly angry): "Build a frigging watchtower and throw it over the frigging river!"
Useless Bannercarrier: "Really sorry sir but if we attack the watchtowers we would probably burn it."
Roderick (the quite hysteric): "That's really great mr. bannercarrier. Ok, I'll cross the river alone, I'll buy meself a mercenary army and I'll attack general Hugearmy from the other side while you attack from this one."
Useless Bannercarrier: "Fantastic plan mylord. However I can't assure you we wont rebel while your majesty is at it. You see, with all this 'cross the river' thing, the troops are quite nervous and want to go home."
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