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    The Chronicles of Beirut. Beirut, for Christ Sake!!!


    Once upon a time, when the earth was still young, the human race still strong, the air unpoluted, the forests inhabitated by it's natural inhabitants and the sky still bright with shining stars, a baby was born. It was no normal baby, but a huge baby.

    The day was rainy and clowds were gathering above Tosa-Inu's village, Unca-Unca Vey. Frogtoniusa, Tolbert-Jag's wife was pregnant. Her belly had swollen to ridiculous proportions and word spread she was cursed. On the morning of our story her baby was born, under the thundering hooves of the God Kukrikhan.

    He came to earth with shining gold armor, weilding an terrible battle axe, he had the size of a young man and gold locks of hair fell down his face, charming but terrible. His eyes could not be seen because he wore a helmet that covered his head till his nose.

    When he gulped in his first breath of fresh air he did not cry nor die, but he laughed, a high, evil laugh that went through the spine of even the bravest men. He showed his shining white, ivory like teeth. You could feel his small eyes peek through the room, causing everybody to look down to the ground. And all of the sudden he cried out: "Beirut, Beirut for Christ Sake!!!"

    Panic entered the room and people start running and screaming like they were chased by wild animals. That voice was so unearthly, so... no words can describe what those poor people must have heard. But whas worse was the his roar of terror was answered.

    Now continue the story or wait till i will do it...

    We do not sow.

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    Default Re: The Chronicles of Beirut. Beirut, for Christ Sake!!!

    ...

    Ok, I think I'm going to let Beirut handle this one. Don't say I don't ever do anything for you, big guy.
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    THE TRUTH MUST BE TOLD!!! And you don't know the entire story yet... Beirut is going to be the HERO!!!!!

    We do not sow.

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    I always knew the legendary Beirut was more then a mere man, he's a man with an axe! I heard Chuck Norris looks under his bed every night just in case, all rumors though. I also heard that if you stand before the mirror and say his name tree times he will appear and pwn you, I don't really believe it but I am not going to try just in case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    I also heard that if you stand before the mirror and say his name tree times he will appear and pwn you, I don't really believe it but I am not going to try just in case.
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    I donot know what you are talking about... I mean... I doesnt know my adress anyway... My mom says he has a restraining order and that... he is standing right behind me... isnt he? ~



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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger
    I haven't started this thread... it wasn't me!
    Oh, but off course it was

    Well, as i said before in another thread: Having regrets after committing the sin is more fun than resisting the temptation...

    At least, if the punishment isn't too harsh, that is

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndresTheCunning
    Well, as i said before in another thread: Having regrets after committing the sin is more fun than resisting the temptation...
    Indeed, getting forgiveness is easier then getting permission. But for the foulness that we have seen in this very thread, could any apoligy ever be sufficient? It's like germans that sing, yes the mountains look good and eagels do actually fly there, so there is an excuse but is it enough? I think not.

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    Bye The Stranger, hope to see you ag..Hey..Oh ?

    Nevermind.

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    I go to work for eight hours and this happens...
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