Behold, I give you Howard Stern's dream... a plane brought down by not terrorism, not mechanical malfuction but.... flatulence.

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The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.


Okay, did she sleep through the past 5 years? What the bloody hell...

So what are some of the dumb or sleazy things you all have done to hide your own uhm, "body odor". My worst one was blaming it on my poor old mom, who was asleep at the time.