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    It's been quiet on the genital mutilation front for some while, and Don is content to read my posts without a second thought again.

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    Man Left to Die With Limbs, Penis Bound by Wife After Failed Sex Attempt
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    A woman outraged by her husband’s unwillingness to make love to her wrapped up his penis with scotch tape and tried to force him into sexual intercourse. Her plan failed the woman wrapped her husband’s hands, legs and head with the tape and went to bed. The man died from suffocating, the website Pravda.Ru reported Thursday.

    The incident occurred in Bashkortostan, Central Russia, in the village of Sidyakbash.

    Investigators report that the 28-year-old had been partying with her friends that day and upon coming home she threw a tantrum in front of her husband and son. The latter told the police afterwards that his mother had come home late, she had been clearly drinking and tried to force his daddy to sleep with her.

    But the man flatly rejected her advances. Outraged, the woman began to beat him savagely forcing him to take off all his clothes. The 10-year-old tried to protect his father but the woman hit the kid so hard that he passed out, MediaKorSet reports.

    Having dealt with the boy the woman reportedly wrapped up her husband penis with scotch and tried to have sex with him but failed. The woman then wrapped up her husband entirely with adhesive tape, sealed up his mouth and nose and then went to bed.

    During questioning the woman explained that the husband had shouted insults at her and she simply wanted him to shut up.

    The man’s dead body was discovered by his mother-in-law who arrived in the morning to look after the children. The man was stark naked and dead, his limbs all wrapped up in scotch.

    The man’s wife denied her role in the killing. She could not figure out at first what had happened. She claimed that her husband was not dead; he was only pretending to be dead, she isnsisted.

    Forensic experts said the man had died by suffocation. Investigation into manslaughter is underway. If convicted, the woman may face up to 24 months behind bars.

    Friends and neighbors said the man was a good worker and did not drink, unlike his wife who used to hit the bottle regularly, was unfaithful to her husband and constantly battered him and their kids. Her mother has several times asked the government bodies to strip her of parental rights.


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    OK. So what do you want us to talk about?

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    24 months? What she murdered her husband? What the hell is going on.
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    Looks like I better take 'marry a raving insane oversexed violent Russian madwoman with superhuman strength and a mean streak a mile long' off my to-do list.


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    frightening stuff...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ajaxfetish
    Looks like I better take 'marry a raving insane oversexed violent Russian madwoman with superhuman strength and a mean streak a mile long' off my to-do list.


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    ...this was on your to-do list?

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    Just trying to lead a full and eventful life, that's all . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajaxfetish
    Just trying to lead a full and eventful life, that's all . . .

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    Eventful, yes... Not full though.

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    When I saw the title and the author, I knew something was afoot.

    Taping the guys nose and mouth shut? She's crazy!

    Also, perhaps we should take this time to dialogue about how women can be abusive, too.

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    So you cold-bloodedly murder your spouse, and you get up to 24 months ?!!!! Maybe ?!
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    Russian law is pretty sexist.
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    What, it actually treats women as people instead of property ?

    24 months ? That does sound a little low, even if you assume "not in full possession of mental faculties" (ie. stone drunk) factored in.
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    Terrible stuff. Why would she tape his nose shut?
    At least when I know my wife whips out the tape its going to be fun...not deadly. I guess inhabitants of Central Russia enjoy no such luxury.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
    Terrible stuff. Why would she tape his nose shut?
    At least when I know my wife whips out the tape its going to be fun...not deadly. I guess inhabitants of Central Russia enjoy no such luxury.
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    Of all the things one can infer from the article, her being in a state of mind that had anything to do with normal and lucid isn't one.
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    That does sound a little low, even if you assume "not in full possession of mental faculties" (ie. stone drunk) factored in.
    How can this be a mitigating sentencing factor? If that was the case, you could just get seriously liquored up every time you wanted to kill someone, and get a lighter sentence.
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    Well pretty obviously on the logic that someone not in the full possession of their faculties cannot be held entirely responsible for his or her actions when in such a state. Kinda like mental disorders.
    Premediated murder - Murder One - is of course another thing, but I don't think it is very common for people to be even able to carry out one when drunk and/or stoned. The ability to make plans and stick to those tends to get pretty addled.

    I don't know how legislations actually tend to regard the issue of inebriation in the context though, but the article mentions the authorities were terming it "manslaughter" so they presumably had no reason the believe this was an intentional killing rather than sheer bloody drunken stupidity with tragic results. It's not like she was ever mentioned to have attacked her hubby with an intent to kill, was she now ?
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    Duck (not duct) tape. Oh come on people, like you've never told a woman that you can breathe thru your ears. You know what I mean, huh, huh?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir
    Duck (not duct) tape.
    Indeed, I was unsure of which was correct. So I looked it up.

    To be really pedantic, I should note that she was reported to have used scotch tape. Which I wouldn't have thought was strong enough, but...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Csar
    24 months? What she murdered her husband? What the hell is going on.
    Yes, because it was a woman murdering her husband, not a man murdering his wife. Welcome to western society

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    That is some pretty extreme bondage. Must have been inspired by that Thai full body stuff. I find it inspiring at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LegioXXXUlpiaVictrix
    Yes, because it was a woman murdering her husband, not a man murdering his wife. Welcome to western society

    Russia = western society?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
    To be really pedantic, I should note that she was reported to have used scotch tape. Which I wouldn't have thought was strong enough, but...

    If it was the kind used to secure cardboard boxes for shipping that stuff is almost as strong as duct tape. We use a scotch brand tape to secure flaps of cardboard boxes that hold 50+ pounds of product.

    Amazing stuff tape, the width and thickness I beleive has an impact on its holding strength. But the material makes it easier to cut and tear because it lacks fibers.

    Rather distressful article you found. Truth is often stranger the fiction.
    O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Article
    100 MPH Tape: A name recognizable, no doubt, to U.S. Army Veterans.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    How can this be a mitigating sentencing factor? If that was the case, you could just get seriously liquored up every time you wanted to kill someone, and get a lighter sentence.
    Hey, the to the Scots and the Irish, that is a time honoured tradition...minus the lighter sentence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Watchman
    Well pretty obviously on the logic that someone not in the full possession of their faculties cannot be held entirely responsible for his or her actions when in such a state. Kinda like mental disorders.
    Premediated murder - Murder One - is of course another thing, but I don't think it is very common for people to be even able to carry out one when drunk and/or stoned. The ability to make plans and stick to those tends to get pretty addled.

    I don't know how legislations actually tend to regard the issue of inebriation in the context though, but the article mentions the authorities were terming it "manslaughter" so they presumably had no reason the believe this was an intentional killing rather than sheer bloody drunken stupidity with tragic results. It's not like she was ever mentioned to have attacked her hubby with an intent to kill, was she now ?
    Wow Watchman! I am used to you holding exact opposite views to mine, but even I was suprised by THIS!

    A murder is a murder. Killing someone in cold-blood is murder. Let me ask you a question. Would you have the same opinion on the case if it was a man doing it to a woman?
    I think this is more of your PC crap. Let's take sex out of the equation for a second, as you have to make any type of fair non-sexist desicion. If person A (who could be man or woman) liquored up, and while driving home got an urge like he/she had never had before to slit the throat of, drink the blood of, and rape person B, before throwing them in the river. Person A pleads under the influence. Do you think he/she should get a lighter sentence?

    "Well pretty obviously on the logic that someone not in the full possession of their faculties cannot be held entirely responsible for his or her actions when in such a state. Kinda like mental disorders."

    Mental disorders. Like the kind Jack the Ripper had? Can't hold him responsible, he wasn't in full posesion of his mental facualties. (Yes, though they never identified Jack the Ripper, he was heard Cackling and Crying from the place he did his...stuff. Obviously playing a few cards short.
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    You're jumping to conclusions again.
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    Seriosly, was this woman a body-builder? To be tooken down by your wife and taped is pretty weak. I know when I get a wife, im going to be sure she cant beat me up beforehand.
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