Hey guys help me with my paper

[doc_bean]

It was supposed to be a joke

I didn't write it.

It is hilariously bad I thought.

That's pretty low, I was just about to read it thoroughly and give my honest opinion, good thing I did some other, more productive, stuff first ...

EDIT: Reading a few sentences, I would have probably stopped and told you your writing in mafia games tends to be better than this...