Celebrities that need to die.

[Fragony]

Ok we have a crush thread, but who are the ones that you really can't stand, for whatever reason.

My absolute #1 Paris Hilton. Dumb, cynical, useless, ugly.
#2 Meg Ryan. I have no idea why, but there is something about her that makes me want to break things with a very big hammer.
#3 Chris Rock. LOL you are black, we get it already.

[LeftEyeNine]

This is Beirut and BKS' Kingdom of Peace & Love, I doubt you'll be able to get away with this.

[Fragony]

hmmm got a point, can't edit title though. If they would be kind enough to do that for me it shouldn't be too nasty a thread.

[doc_bean]

Celebrities you wish would fall in love with a normal person and live a happy life outside the spotlight, enver to appear to the public again ?

[InsaneApache]

Well die is a bit strong.

Dislike though would be better.

[i] Victoria Beckham.
[ii] Jade Goody
[iii] Anyone who's been on 'I'm a celebrity...'
[iv] Pete Docherty

Just for starters.

[Banquo's Ghost]

Anyone who achieves celebrity through Max Clifford's 10 tips.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Max Clifford offers guide to fame

Publicist Max Clifford has created a 10-point guide to becoming famous.

He has advised would-be stars to appear on reality TV shows, date celebrities or Royal Family members, or steal the limelight from a high-profile relative.

People could also fail abysmally on TV talent contests or make the most of being attractive, the PR guru advised in a show for digital channel Fame TV.

Being in the right place at the right time was also a good option, Mr Clifford said.

"There's no set route or set of rules to achieving fame. Nowadays it's possible for people to become famous literally overnight," he advised.

"Talent doesn't even really come into being famous any more - it helps, obviously, but most of it is just about being seen and with the right people, and then really knowing how to capitalise on it."

Examples have been given of people who have gained fame as a result of the methods which Mr Clifford has highlighted.

Appearing on a reality TV show worked for Chantelle Houghton, who, ironically, became a star after appearing as the token unknown contestant on this year's Celebrity Big Brother.

MAX CLIFFORD'S 10 TIPS

1. Appear on a reality series
2. Enter a talent contest
3. Be abysmal on a talent show
4. Gain fame by association
5. Date a celebrity
6. Flaunt your body
7. Date a Royal Family member
8. Make a home sex video
9. Be a success on MySpace
10. Be in the right place at the right time
Source: Fame TV


Doing well on TV talent contests put Will Young, Lemar and Shayne Ward in the public eye - whereas performing poorly in these programmes helped the Cheeky Girls and Darius Danesh.

Paris Hilton, Peaches Geldof and Bianca Gascoigne are among those said to have gained exposure by coming from a famous family.

Coleen McLoughlin and Kevin Federline are cited as people who have become famous by dating a celebrity.

And when it came to being pictured in the right place at the right time, the examples included Liz Hurley and Kelly Brook.

Mr Clifford, 63, said there were "absolutely no limits" about what people would do nowadays "if they think it will achieve their dreams of fame".

[InsaneApache]

You just beat me to it.

[The Blind King of Bohemia]

That scruffy fella who presents Never mind the buzzcocks. I thought Lamarr was bad but this guy is even worse. At least Lamarr made you laugh on the odd occasion

[doc_bean]

O well, might as well play along before it gets locked:

the Belgian royal family

[Stig]

Do they have a new one?

Haven't seen Never mind the buzzocks in quite some time, used to be damned funny and good

[Beirut]

No death wish lists in the Frontrooom please.



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