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  1. 12-14-2006, 10:44 #1
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    Default Quit smoking.....have an erection!

    That's it! I'm going to start smoking again so I can get the 'appropriate' medication....

    Every smoker needs a little encouragement to give up but those in Glasgow received more than they expected when they registered for a drug to help them.

    In a development unlikely to reduce cigarette consumption but almost certain to produce other benefits — at least for male patients — a “computer glitch” led to smokers being mistakenly prescribed Viagra instead of the anti-smoking drug Zyban.
    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...502175,00.html

    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Default Re: Quit smoking.....have an erection!

    My buddy got his prescription screwed up like that. He went for cough drops and by mistake got Viagra instead.

    He had a stiff neck for a week.




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    Default Re: Quit smoking.....have an erection!

    Perhaps it's a cunning plan? Give up smoking, notice an almost immediate improvement in a certain part often affected negatively by the tobacco.
    If you're fighting fair you've made a miscalculation.
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    You have problems getting an erection ?
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    Default Re: Quit smoking.....have an erection!

    Quote Originally Posted by doc_bean
    You have problems getting an erection ?
    hehe
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

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    Default Re: Quit smoking.....have an erection!

    Quote Originally Posted by doc_bean
    You have problems getting an erection ?
    I quit smoking six years ago.
    If you're fighting fair you've made a miscalculation.
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    Default Re: Quit smoking.....have an erection!

    Quote Originally Posted by Husar
    https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=74978 ?
    I'm not sure what your point is...?
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    Default Re: Quit smoking.....have an erection!

    *lights a camel*

    *browses through the babe thread*

    sorry, no need.
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    Since I quit smoking, they call me Tent-man
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    Default Re: Quit smoking.....have an erection!

    I've heard of some ways to get Europe having more babies again, but this one must be the best.
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    INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
    GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
    INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.
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    Default Re: Quit smoking.....have an erection!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kralizec
    *lights a camel*
    https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=74978 ?


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