What song should be played on your funeral?

[Mooks]

I went to a funeral for my aunt once. Never knew the lady, but I played along and didnt speak the whole time. Didnt really get the point of the whole thing. She is dead, no point in crying over it (My uncle actually was drinking a beer during the powerpoint video). I hope my funeral is not like that, maybe a speach going over my achievements (Hopefully a long and glamorous list), distributions in the will, and then put 6 feet under; no point in crying.

[Justiciar]

I don't want music at my funeral. I want the woefull wailing of crowds, a ten minute silence, and a great big murral of my ugly mug plasterred on every street corner!

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

I don't want music at my funeral. I want the woefull wailing of crowds, a ten minute silence, and a great big murral of my ugly mug plasterred on every street corner!

You want to die in the service of the IRA?

[marcusbrutus]

Always look on the bright side of life

[Samurai Waki]

I think perhaps that after my death, they'll throw a huge parade, celebrating and cheering, old ladies with a tear in their eyes, and the Children will come out to play tiddly-winks or whatever the blast kids play with these days. Then they'll encase my body in Carbonite, and then they'll encase my already Carbonite Encased Body in Concrete and soak that in a bath of Molten Iron. After the Iron is cooled, they'll put my tomb aboard some ship, sail it somewhere off the Coast of Java, and detonate it. Hopefully sinking me with the ship.

[Somebody Else]

Lots of ABBA, throw in a bit of Britney... uh, that crazy frog thing too. Stick in a few other things that have had the tempo ramped up to an exceedingly annoying level. Oh, and the volume has to be deafening.

What?

I'm not around to hear it, what do I care?

[Mooks]

I think perhaps that after my death, they'll throw a huge parade, celebrating and cheering, old ladies with a tear in their eyes, and the Children will come out to play tiddly-winks or whatever the blast kids play with these days. Then they'll encase my body in Carbonite, and then they'll encase my already Carbonite Encased Body in Concrete and soak that in a bath of Molten Iron. After the Iron is cooled, they'll put my tomb aboard some ship, sail it somewhere off the Coast of Java, and detonate it. Hopefully sinking me with the ship.

Or better yet, launch the tomb straight too the moon!