Results 1 to 30 of 39

Thread: Best Powerpoint Evar: Army Captain's "How to Win in Anbar"

Hybrid View

Previous Post Previous Post   Next Post Next Post
  1. #1
    Nobody expects the Senior Member Lemur's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Wisconsin Death Trip
    Posts
    15,754

    Post Best Powerpoint Evar: Army Captain's "How to Win in Anbar"

    This is just brilliant, a powerpoint presentation using stick figures to explain what's going on in Al Anbar province. Unfortunately, the author, Capt. Travis Patriquin, died in an IED attack. But his powerpoint lives on!

    This is the sort of thing our leaders should be reading, not some stuffy study group report.

    [edit]

    Fear not, it's in PDF format ...

  2. #2
    Old Town Road Senior Member Strike For The South's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Between Louis' sheets
    Posts
    10,369

    Default Re: Best Powerpoint Evar: Army Captain's "How to Win in Anbar"

    Best explanation evar
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

  3. #3
    Arena Senior Member Crazed Rabbit's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Between the Mountain and the Sound
    Posts
    11,074
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default Re: Best Powerpoint Evar: Army Captain's "How to Win in Anbar"

    This is truely the best powerpoint ever.

    (Note - do you know where use of the word 'evar' came from?)

    Crazed Rabbit
    Ja Mata, Tosa.

    The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder

  4. #4
    American since 2012 Senior Member AntiochusIII's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Lalaland
    Posts
    3,125

    Default Re: Best Powerpoint Evar: Army Captain's "How to Win in Anbar"

    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
    (Note - do you know where use of the word 'evar' came from?)
    I'm far from internet-culture literate, but one theory (!!! I'm absolutely not sure) is appropriately geeky:

    Neon Genesis Evangelion, a.k.a. Evangelion, a.k.a. Eva, is an infamous anime as equally despised as it is worshipped, and is well known throughout sections of the internet where the geeks reign, which is almost everywhere (except the porn) anyway.

    That's what I use it for anyway.

    Though I suspect it's just another 4chan relic, moar!

    As of the topic: I believe he should be posthumously made general...
    Last edited by AntiochusIII; 12-16-2006 at 01:25.

  5. #5
    Iron Fist Senior Member Husar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Germany
    Posts
    15,617

    Default Re: Best Powerpoint Evar: Army Captain's "How to Win in Anbar"

    That really was a great powerpoint presentation!


    "Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu

  6. #6
    Medical Welshman in London. Senior Member Big King Sanctaphrax's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Cardiff in the summer, London during term time.
    Posts
    7,988

    Default Re: Best Powerpoint Evar: Army Captain's "How to Win in Anbar"

    throughout sections of the internet where the geeks reign, which is almost everywhere (except the porn) anyway.
    Yeah, geeks and porn, that's crazy. No way would that ever happen!

    I'm inclined to think that evar was a common typo that caught on. A bit like 'teh'.
    Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.

    "Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut

    "Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.



  7. #7
    American since 2012 Senior Member AntiochusIII's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Lalaland
    Posts
    3,125

    Default Re: Best Powerpoint Evar: Army Captain's "How to Win in Anbar"

    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    I'm inclined to think that evar was a common typo that caught on. A bit like 'teh'.
    I think 'a' and 'e' buttons are a little too far apart, though; 'teh' is just 'the' quickly and sloppily typed in the wrong order, while 'evar' requires one to press an extra 'a' instead of the 'e'.

    Then again, I am analyzing keyboard patterns of a bunch of idiots who couldn't even type basic English, which is kind of idiotic in and of itself.

    Your explanation is probably right.

    [/OT -- I promise I'll stop posting now]

  8. #8

    Default Re: Best Powerpoint Evar: Army Captain's "How to Win in Anbar"

    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
    This is truely the best powerpoint ever.

    (Note - do you know where use of the word 'evar' came from?)

    Crazed Rabbit
    The Simpsons I think.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO