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    Jillian & Allison's Daddy Senior Member Don Corleone's Avatar
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    Default I'm not Banquo, but I play him on TV....

    Okay folks, if you're squeamish about 'bodily fluid/food contamination stories', don't peek inside the spoiler tags:

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    I mean it
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    This is really gross
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    And WRONG, on so many levels...
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    "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
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    Oops, can the Mods please move this to the backroom. My mistake...
    "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
    Don Vito Corleone: The Godfather, Part 1.

    "Then wait for them and swear to God in heaven that if they spew that bull to you or your family again you will cave there heads in with a sledgehammer"
    Strike for the South

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    If many ate it, I guess it didn't taste bad.


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    Default Re: I'm not Banquo, but I play him on TV....

    I don't see any politics, so this can stay here if it likes. Do you still want me to move it?
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    Nah.... leave it here...after all we don't want porn in the backroom, now do we?
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    I don't see any politics, so this can stay here if it likes. Do you still want me to move it?
    Only the seemen, the salad can stay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndresTheCunning
    Only the seemen, the salad can stay.
    #Hillary4prism

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    Default Re: I'm not Banquo, but I play him on TV....

    Nope, if you're okay with it in the frontroom, I am.

    Hmmm, is it me, or is this tartar sauce a little salty?
    "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
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    Default Re: I'm not Banquo, but I play him on TV....

    This chap is obviously a Fight Club fan.
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    You know what this teaches us folks don't we: don't eat at school canteens. The food is rubbish and it can be contaminated by (very) discusting school kids.

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    Last year, an owner of a kebab shop was arrested just a few km from my house for adding the 'special sauce' to his products. Thank god I always went to the other one.
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    Pretty cool trick, people are really clever.

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    Default Re: I'm not Banquo, but I play him on TV....

    Heh, when I clicked on the link and saw the picture I thought that was the student instead of the reporter. Would have been funnier had they included his picture.


    Quote Originally Posted by Peasant Phill
    Last year, an owner of a kebab shop was arrested just a few km from my house for adding the 'special sauce' to his products. Thank god I always went to the other one.
    Errrr. you're not one of those Belgians who lives in leuven are you ? please ?
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    Default Re: I'm not Banquo, but I play him on TV....

    I had the same thought as BKS - Fight Club!

    Actually, I've just read the book as well, and in an afterword Chuck Palahniuk relates a story told to him by a waiter he once met who claims to have done the exact same thing (well, the foodstuff wasn't identified, but the other stuff was....) with one of his victims having been Margaret Thatcher ..... five times! Takes some of the pain out of memories of the 1980s
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    I don't see what the big deal is. Half the girls at my high school thought it was no big deal out of the cafeteria, why would they mind a second time? Oh god, I'm going to hell, this is why I'm still single.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc_bean
    Errrr. you're not one of those Belgians who lives in leuven are you ? please ?
    No, the kebab shop was in Oostrozebeke, between Waregem and Kortrijk. But I imagine this 'practise' is more widespread than we think.
    I stil wonder how they (both the student and the kebab shop owner) got caught.
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    Someone has to watch over the wheat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TinCow
    We've made our walls sufficiently thick that we don't even hear the wet thuds of them bashing their brains against the outer wall and falling as lifeless corpses into our bottomless moat.

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    Default Re: I'm not Banquo, but I play him on TV....

    Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

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    Unless he would have had an STD, wich would be seriously nasty
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    I better check the freezer to see if my "genetic backup" hasn't mysteriously dissapeared yet
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