Bah. Machiavelli was an idiot. Didn't see the big picture (or rather, purposefully let it aside in his brown-nosing-the-prince book)

Anyway, the quotes are all in the (unpacked) data\text\quotes.txt.string.bin file. It's formatted a bit strangely though, you'll need alpaca's string.bin converter (or notepad will do, but there'll be spaces between each letter)