Quote Originally Posted by Peasant Phill
Wasn't there an essay somewhere on the internet where it was stated that the sperm of superman would kill Louis Lane when they had sex. The sperm wouldn't be stopped by Lanes body and thus puncturing her to death. What followed was that the rest of the female fertile population would get pregnant by superman and some giant spermcells would wind up on the beach.

So for the good of mankind and myself I would chose a night with superwoman. (that bellybutton can't be that bad).
Sssh, don't mention the Superman-spermcell conspiracy. Those cells are everywhere! Everywhere I tell ya.

I'd chose superwoman, maybe she has a beautiful voice...