A slightly different revelation on the road to Damascus

[Banquo's Ghost]

For those of you who refuse to believe Santa is everywhere.

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Santa Catches Streaker In Virginia Town

He sees you when you're streaking...

An Independence, Virginia, man might find himself with a lump of coal for Christmas after he was caught running through town naked Monday by none other than Santa Claus himself.

Stephen Brewer has been charged with indecent exposure after officials say he was seen running nude -- right in front of the Damascus Police Department. A man dressed as Santa was driving near Damascus when a man driving erratically behind him began throwing trash, parts of his truck and clothing out the windows.

Santa -- who asked that his name be withheld -- said by the time the man got into Damascus and jumped out of his truck, he was stark naked.

Detective Steven McVey says he heard squealing tires and yelling. He walked outside and saw Santa pointing him toward the naked man, who was walking across the parking lot of a local car dealer.

Sergeant John Rouse arrested Brewer. He says Brewer told him he'd been to the dentist and taken some pain pills -- perhaps one too many.

I thought Virginia got cold at this time of year?

[Redleg]

Its a good thing Santa didn't come to my house Christmas Eve.....

[Banquo's Ghost]

Its a good thing Santa didn't come to my house Christmas Eve.....

Erm, does someone else want to ask, because I suspect I'm too young...

[Redleg]

Erm, does someone else want to ask, because I suspect I'm too young...

Use your imagination - I am sure it will be much better then the reality....

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but not by much

[Mooks]

For those of you who refuse to believe Santa is everywhere.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Santa Catches Streaker In Virginia Town

He sees you when you're streaking...

An Independence, Virginia, man might find himself with a lump of coal for Christmas after he was caught running through town naked Monday by none other than Santa Claus himself.

Stephen Brewer has been charged with indecent exposure after officials say he was seen running nude -- right in front of the Damascus Police Department. A man dressed as Santa was driving near Damascus when a man driving erratically behind him began throwing trash, parts of his truck and clothing out the windows.

Santa -- who asked that his name be withheld -- said by the time the man got into Damascus and jumped out of his truck, he was stark naked.

Detective Steven McVey says he heard squealing tires and yelling. He walked outside and saw Santa pointing him toward the naked man, who was walking across the parking lot of a local car dealer.

Sergeant John Rouse arrested Brewer. He says Brewer told him he'd been to the dentist and taken some pain pills -- perhaps one too many.

I thought Virginia got cold at this time of year?

Ha! Are you kidding me? I live in Virginia beach, and with the exception of the past 2 days it has been really warm (50-70 degrees).

[Vladimir]

"a man driving erratically behind him began throwing trash, parts of his truck and clothing out the windows."


How delightfully Redneck. Not that I’m saying that there’s anything wrong with that, of corse.

For a second I thought you were talking of this.