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    work/kiddie safe...

    lmao!!!

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    Uncle John was always the smart one. Its a shame the Waffle House had to let him go. I mean which one of us hasnt relived ourselves in a syurp bottle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South
    Uncle John was always the smart one. Its a shame the Waffle House had to let him go. I mean which one of us hasnt relived ourselves in a syurp bottle?
    While that may be true most of us don't put it back on the table for customers to use.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir
    While that may be true most of us don't put it back on the table for customers to use.
    Well then you are missing out!
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    bees and rednecks

    work/kiddie safe...

    lmao!!!
    Tasteless! I wonder if people don't have anything better to do...

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    They should have tossed the fuel ON the swingset, then lit it.
    It was amazing, and I am proud to call myself a Floridian.
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    These gentlemen should be grateful their visitors didn't turn out to be Africanised bees.
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    Using something as explosively combustible as gasoline to start a fire is a good way to eliminate ones' stupid genes from the gene pool. Don't try this at home folks, get a can of Raid Hornet spray instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
    Using something as explosively combustible as gasoline to start a fire is a good way to eliminate ones' stupid genes from the gene pool. Don't try this at home folks, get a can of Raid Hornet spray instead.
    Why? Does that stuff ignite too? Cool. The ones that spray a stream of liquid death would be like a flame thrower.
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    Rednecks+Bees= hours of fun :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Csar
    Rednecks+Bees= hours of fun :D
    So true. I'm not sure whether to be jealious of the redneck or feel shame for their idiocy. Being able to find joy and entertainment from gasoline and bee's is definately something amazing. Yet to actually try to incinerate a mound of bee's in gasoline is about as stupid a thing I've seen. Very entertaining watching them do it though.


    These gentlemen should be grateful their visitors didn't turn out to be Africanised bees.
    Would have been better if they were killer bee's. But I also don't think they've migrated to Florida yet. I know they just recently arrived in Texas.
    Wine is a bit different, as I am sure even kids will like it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigTex
    Would have been better if they were killer bee's. But I also don't think they've migrated to Florida yet. I know they just recently arrived in Texas.
    Africanised bees are the so-called "killer bees". In other words, the hybrid is far more aggressive in defence than the European Honey bee.

    They've been in Texas since October 1990 according to the link I posted. As of 2005, they are in Florida, so these chumps could have had a real nasty surprise.

    (Why don't we have a "killer-bee-hunting-rednecks" smiley? Just think of the range of uses!)
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    Africanised bees are the so-called "killer bees". In other words, the hybrid is far more aggressive in defence than the European Honey bee.
    Indeed, already knew that. But I prefer the term "Killer bee's" more to the point then africanised european honey bee's. Still though the bee's true killing power is in it's insane aggressive society. One strikes sending out hormones to alert every other bee in the colony to attack.

    Still though in Texas you have more to be concerned with by hornets then killer bee's. Those little suckers can create massive nests in the ground. There have been people who have fallen into one of these caves of doom, never to be heard from alive again.

    We really do need a killer be hunting redneck smiley.
    Wine is a bit different, as I am sure even kids will like it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigTex
    Still though in Texas you have more to be concerned with by hornets then killer bee's. Those little suckers can create massive nests in the ground. There have been people who have fallen into one of these caves of doom, never to be heard from alive again.


    I have visited Texas several times and been enchanted.

    After hearing this however, I shall never leave the confines of Boston.

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