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    Default Cockney: The Language of The Gods

    Best slang ever. Im going to start talking like a working class Londener
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

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    Default Re: Cockney: The Language of The Gods

    Scouse is much better.

    And it is named after food, not a part of the body.

    Anyway, what is wrong with Texan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South
    Best slang ever. Im going to start talking like a working class Londener

    Did ya' just see Green Street Hooligans or something? (great movie btw I even went out and bought it)

    (wether that was cockney in the movie or not I do not know, but the brits sound classy when they cuss compared to us yanks...it's the only thing they have better then us)
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    Default Re: Cockney: The Language of The Gods

    Sadly there is not a soul in the world who actually speaks it really anymore. Blame immigration, internal movements and American tv for that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDC
    Sadly there is not a soul in the world who actually speaks it really anymore. Blame immigration, internal movements and American tv for that...
    Isn't estuary ("es-jurry") the culprit?

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    Default Re: Cockney: The Language of The Gods

    No it was on Beerfest
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Default Re: Cockney: The Language of The Gods

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South
    No it was on Beerfest
    Warning-if this was an American film, what you heard most likely didn't even resemble Cockney. NB-Mary Poppins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BDC
    Sadly there is not a soul in the world who actually speaks it really anymore. Blame immigration, internal movements and American tv for that...
    The occasional phrase still manages to pop in there when I speak...then I shudder...



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    Tomorrow, Im gonna get up, have a cup of Rosie
    wouldn't you prefer a giggle ?

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    Default Re: Cockney: The Language of The Gods

    The only cockney I remember is: bristols = titties. I learned it from my English teacher in High school.

    Cockney, completly incomprehensible when your not a local. The best language there is.
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    Default Re: Cockney: The Language of The Gods

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South
    Best slang ever. Im going to start talking like a working class Londener
    Given that most working class londoners seem to want to sound American you probably already do...

    Or, for the Londoners amongst us: Would you adam and eve it, the saucepans all saand like bleeding shermans naa.

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