Missed it by that much

[Hosakawa Tito]

I knew I should have turned left at Albuquerque.
<Click>

[Csargo]

That's a big wrong turn.

[Motep]

Thats pretty funny right there.

[Gregoshi]

Welcome to Sidney in the land Upover.

With apologies the Australian group Men at Work and their song Down Under...

Traveling in a fried-out combine
On a indian trail , nose full of tall pine
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land up over?
Where women sew and men poke herds?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Big Sky
He was six foot four and smelled of horse hide
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and performed a pow wow up on stage
And he said,

I come from a land up over
Where Chevy trucks out sell Land Rovers
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run or you'll end up like Custer.

Panning for gold near Butte city
With a slack bag, it is a pity
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
With a Western pairie skillet cookie?
And he said

Oh! Do you come from a land up over? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women won't go and men don't shower?
Can't you smell, can't you smell the cow herd?
You better run, you city-livin' coward.

[KukriKhan]

Oh you wascally wabbits, heh-eh-eh-eh-eh. :)

Anyone else think Gregoshi missed his true vocation?

[Hosakawa Tito]

Weird Al Yankovic gots nothing on Greg. That is hilarious.